This smoothie is very heathy and tastes great but man oh man does it look like cat barf
So when Justin Bieber is convicted of murder, nobody’s going to be surprised, right?
I always pass this video cus it says train derailment and like that sounds so boring but I finally just watched it and literally almost went into cardiac arrest
Life goals: become so successful as an inoffensive and fun writer that there are blogs calling for my execution on Tumblr because my existence is an affront to their peace of mind. Basically be John Green, really. I don’t necessarily like his books but he is living my dream right now.
Normally I don’t have a ton of complaints about having really cool-toned skin but god damn I wish I could wear coral. It just makes me look really pink and sick. Which sucks, because it’s such a great color.
PROMO FOR SEASON 3 OF VEEP IS HERE MOTHERFUCKERS
LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH.
This plus that picture from the Met blowing up Twitter at the moment is making today a VERY good Veep day!!!!
Anonymous asked: hands chest nose ears!
Are you an artist/writer?
Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Oh hell no. I’ll cuddle/pet any dog or cat who lets me, though.
What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Candles: anything honeysuckle/lilac scented. Perfumes: I really like D&G Light Blue and Guerlain Le Petite Robe Noir.
How many piercings do you have (if any)?
newdart asked: Eyes, Windpipe.
What is your favorite show to watch?
Bob’s Burgers, Veep, Game of Thrones. I’m also getting super into Bates Motel right now, FYI?
Do you sing?
I probably shouldn’t, but I do.
|Hair:||What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?|
|Skin:||Do you tan easily?|
|Eyes:||What is your favorite show to watch?|
|Nose:||What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?|
|Mouth:||Do you want to kiss anyone right now?|
|Tongue:||What was in your last meal?|
|Windpipe:||Do you sing?|
|Neck:||Do you wear necklaces?|
|Ears:||How many piercings do you have (if any)?|
|Cheeks:||Do you blush easily?|
|Wrists:||Have you ever broken a bone?|
|Hands:||Are you an artist/writer?|
|Fingers:||Do you play an instrument?|
|Heart:||Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?|
|Lungs:||Do you smoke cigarettes?|
|Chest:||Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?|
|Stomach:||Do you feel confident in your body image?|
|Back:||Are you a virgin?|
|Hips:||Do you like to dance?|
|Thighs:||Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?|
|Knees:||Have you ever cheated on someone?|
|Ankles:||Have you ever been arrested?|
|Feet:||Favorite pair of shoes?|
how much u wanna bet theres gonna be some kind of “boycott” of snl now
i dont even care that sketch was fucking hilarious
I think they’ll start filming Portlandia in 30 Rock so Fred never has to leave the building.
- aseriesofdoorsinmyface asked:I just want to say I admire your response to that guy about the porn.
Thanks. It was actually a girl, and she seemed to have—good intentions?
It’s hard to tell these days.
(Unless you were talking about the facebook...
friday night plans: build a pillow-and-blanket nest in my bed and burrow inside and incubate for hours in the glow of my laptop screen and the...