Well, I just realized that Chelsea Clinton’s porn star name would be Socks Pennsylvania.
Anonymous asked: who would you like to see take over update? a new team, maybe mulaney?
Colin Jost or Mike O’Brien. Definitely not Mulaney (he wasn’t that good when he was doing Update segments and now that Hader and the writers he worked most with are all gone from the show, I don’t really know why he’d stick around).
Why am I not jamming on a stage with Bill Hader, Carrie Brownstein, and Kim Gordon? This seems unfair.
Carrie baby oh my god yaaay
DAT AMY TAP.
These characters are my favorite characters in the world.
Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god I want to wrap myself up in that Update like a burrito full of things that are incredible.
What was up with that White House Down ad that made it look like a wacky buddy action comedy?
Keep in mind that there is a pretty wide circle of people in the Tumblr user Venn Diagram who:
- Are more or less happy with Tumblr the way that it...
I wanna go back in time to like 10th century Northern Europe so I can get my hair all done up in neat intricate braids.
there are so many people on here who i idolized for so long that are aggressively negative and opinionated about media and fandom and stuff
She believes in me.My mom: Oh, so did you take your laundry out again and have someone do it for you again?Me: Yeeeaaah...it's only a few dollars more and they do a better job.... ...
Boys who say Emma Watson is their celebrity crush
That is as creative as you get?
That’s like saying your favorite band is The...
apparently saying very seriously that you would “bang zayn malik so hard he forgets who he is” is something that will shock a group of teen girls
Finding the elitism of nerd culture to be so frickin’ annoying is really weird for me, since I grew up being made fun of a lot for being...