January 2010
Reblog with your First Fictional Love :)
suesylvester-:
ladyquinto:
frauruhig:
caffrin25:
Harry Potter. I was like, 6. I adored him.
Data from TNG.. I was like 9.
Angel
Oliver Wood
Robin Hood.
I am a beacon of class tonight.
This.
Ridiculousness = Jennifer Lopez’s performance right now.
Correction: Ridiculous = Jennifer Lopez, just in general.
HAPPY NEW YEARS :) Hope you have a kick ass year!
YOU TOOOOOOO! May twenty-ten be as kickass as we’ve all dreamed it will be! That doesn’t make sense.
JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR HARDY HAR HAR
<3.
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?791846-oKDjg8IP5z
KEEP...
fuckyeahbromances.tumblr.com
I just made this.
It’s my 2010 project.
Yes!
Leave me ridiculousness!!! →
You guys, it's not 2010 for three more hours here!...
Fooooooooormspring.
I do improv and write comedy as well, what kind of stuff have you written for or do you aspire to write for?
Quite a few things - short stories, sketch, original scripts/screenplays/pilots, I did NaNo this year but I don’t consider myself a novelist normally. A lot of the sketches I’ve done are just kind of stuff I’d want to do in my own shows; like, I’ll pick a celebrity...
Oh see no.
cyborglovesong:
uprightcitizens:
You do not cancel plans with me by saying you’re grounded and then update your Facebook status about how you’re hanging out with six other people.
Fuck you with a rake.
… What the fuck is that? Also… shit, that’s laughably stupid of them, though. Like, seriously. I don’t understand how people can be so fucking retarded and so fucking inconsiderate — oh wait,...
Oh see no.
You do not cancel plans with me by saying you’re grounded and then update your Facebook status about how you’re hanging out with six other people.
Fuck you with a rake.
Farmville!
do you facebook?
Do I ever!!
what are you going to college for?
Marketing. I know, that doesn’t exactly scream comedy writer, but my fallback plan has always been to go into advertising (another thing which I know I’d be at least passably good at that doesn’t require many skills other than being able to kiss ass and come up with words that sound good together), so yeah.
2010...
Formspring while we wait! →
This whole 'getting fun new music' plan is working...
cyborglovesong:
uprightcitizens:
cyborglovesong:
New music makes me happy. I’ve got to fill up this iPod more.
Who are you downloadin’? I will gladly rec you stuff.
Well, I just got more Spill Canvas and Sondre Lerche a moment ago, which is nice. And by all means, rec! You know I’m a big fan of stealing music from you. <3
Well, let me see here!
Britt Daniel
A.A. Bondy
Beirut
...
2009 survey!
1. Did you kiss anyone? Yeah. 2. Did you date anyone? Nope. 3. Are you going to kiss someone when the ball drops? Ha, of course not. 4. Did you lose any friends? I did. 5. Did you gain any friends? Many! 6. What would you like to have in 2010 that you lacked in 2009? Confidence. Outstanding grades? The man of my dreams (fat fucking chance hahaha). 7. What dates from 2009 will remain etched upon...
This whole 'getting fun new music' plan is working...
cyborglovesong:
New music makes me happy. I’ve got to fill up this iPod more.
Who are you downloadin’? I will gladly rec you stuff.
Ham, potatoes, and some of that chocolate milk...
Like/reblog this if you're actually online rn and...
conworthy:
jessicathejunkie:
brothersport:
carefulpatterns:
katievictoria:
daisiesandfashion:
awwwwshit:
I want to follow everyone who is so I’m not bored :(
Hello, I am not going out tonight because I have no friends. :D
Jose, let’s have a virtual party! :)
I may or may not be a little bitter about it. Oh well!
I’ve had three sets of plans for tonight fall through...
December 2009
All right, I'll do this instead.
iamonlyananimal:
uprightcitizens:
rate the current cast of SNL in order from who you think it the funniest to least funniest. your personal opinion and taste. no hard feelings. please?
Will Forte.
Bill Hader.
Bobby Moynihan.
Jason Sudeikis.
Nasim Pedrad.
Seth Meyers.
Andy Samberg.
Abby Elliott.
Kristen Wiig.
Kenan Thompson.
Jenny Slate.
Kristen Wiig.
Fred Armisen.
...
Also, I just read about that girl who posted her...
I am of two minds about this whole thing:
I think it’s amazing that people on the internet are so caring and wonderful.
It makes me look like my hideous little meltdown last night was just me trying to cash in on that wonderfulness. Let me just go on record as saying that I had no idea that was happening at the time and it really was just a coincidence.
Just thought I would officially...
I swear to god, you guys are so amazing.
Seriously. There’s nothing else I can say (eh eh).
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
All right, I'll do this instead.
rate the current cast of SNL in order from who you think it the funniest to least funniest. your personal opinion and taste. no hard feelings. please?
All right. Let’s see. This is hard because I’m also taking into account things I’ve seen people do outside the show as well as maybe how some of them have done stuff that stick out as being sketches and characters I vehemently...
You can all just ignore this entry. I have so much...
I feel so ugly.
I know it doesn’t matter whether I’m pretty or ugly or whatever because nothing in my life is going to hinge on my looks anymore, but that doesn’t matter sometimes.
I feel like a terrible person for even caring about my looks most of the time. I go between feeling incredibly vain and absolutely awful, and as much as I try to tell myself that it doesn’t...
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon is singing right now, and my heart is melting :)
This makes me want to watch it tonight so badly. ILU, Jimbo. <3
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?791846-oKDjg8IP5z
Formspring. Leave me something nice, idc. :| →
And one more thing. If one more person tries to...
Can I not just be claustrophobic and fucked-up and crazy in peace?
That’s all.
Uggggh I swear I want to kill myself.
FUCK THIS DAY FUCK THIS DAY FUCK THIS DAY FUCK...
Beth: Get online realreal fast! I have something...
Sigourney Weaver to host SNL on Jan 16 →
cyborglovesong:
Okay, that’s pretty badass.
Approved.
My Lessons from 2009.
1. You really can’t change people. 2. Everyone is going to have a few shitty birthdays in their lifetime. 3. No matter how badly you feel about yourself, someone else will always find you pretty. 4. The people who find you pretty are never the ones you’d hope. 5. If someone tells you “It’s taken care of,” the onus is on you to make sure that it is. 6. Lady Gaga is...
Formspring.
brihawk:
uprightcitizens:
YOU HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH EVERY CURRENT CAST MEMBER ON SNL. IN WHAT ORDER DO YOU SEDUCE THEM AND HOW?
Best question in the history of Formspring. All right. Let me see.
I’d start with Jason. He seems kind of midlife crisis-y lately, and the whole recently divorced man plus young cute girl makes me feel like this would be pretty standard going. Hey bb. Wuddup. You...
Oh. And even though these people I nanny for would...
And seriously, how great are avocados? Unlike the more serious foods in the considered-vegetables-but-are-actually-fruit family, they need little dressing or fanfare in order to be completely fucking delicious. Just throw some salt and pepper and maybe a little lemon juice on those bitches and chow down. Amazing.
