Anonymous asked: hold on holy shit, you were in Get Smart???
All right. Costume crisis averted.
After digging through my closet a little more I happened upon the trenchcoat I wore in Get Smart and decided that the obvious compromise between 60s-themed pop culture costume, pretty girly costume, and not really trying at all was obviously SECRET AGENT FROM THE 60S (WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE AGENT 99). And by that I mean I’m really just going to be Agent 99, but tell people I’m a spy....
I AM HOME.
Halloween candy: Jolly Ranchers and tropical Starbursts. I figured I might as well buy stuff I’ll eat afterward. Fangs: Nowhere to be found. Serves me right for waiting until 3pm on October 31st, I suppose. Current costume choices, based solely on clothes I own: Betty Draper, Sexy Steven Slater, Facebook. Which do you suggest? Homework to do in the next two hours: A bunch of questions...
I think instead of treadmill-running today, I'm...
Good life decisions, right? Right?
And now I am just going to watch Raul Esparza videos for a long time. I don’t even care that his vibrato makes him sound like he’s singing while sitting on a washing machine sometimes. I prefer heavy vibrato to this tweeny straight-toning thing the kids are doing these days. GET OFF MY LAWN.
Also: I just tried to post "Turkey Lurkey Time"...
I've had "A Fact Can Be a Beautiful Thing" from...
Katie Finneran is a gem, and I really kind of want to see that show again (but not without her… feh.). That is all.
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Books I purchased online tonight:
Almost History: Close Calls, Plan B’s, and Twists of Fate in America’s Past The Official Preppy Handbook If I go broke, I’m blaming it on Amazon.
Anonymous asked: I LOVE YOU.
I feel like the only person in the world who...
Like, it’s fine. But I don’t get the obsession. I’ve been to exactly one screening of it in my life and it was not really that much fun. Maybe I just missed that boat or something.
Seriously, my love for Hamm has now been eclipsed...
That stupid fucking David Spade thing. All of those stupid fucking Kristen Wiig things. HOW DID JEFF MONTGOMERY GET CUT BUT THOSE THINGS STAY IN LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, SNL TEAM. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.
Anonymous asked: What's your deal with David Spade?
cyborglovesong replied to your post: Ugh, I truly can’t stand David Spade. Oh, but what about ~Chris Farley? I can handle Farley in concentrated doses. Spade just makes me want to bash my head against the wall. I just get such a sleazy, slimy vibe from him. I’m sure this is ~blasphemy~, but I don’t care. Uugh.
Ugh, I truly can't stand David Spade.
Hey SNL, you know you have three other women in...
OH MY GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Paul is so fucking teeny.
letao asked: Which previous Hammisode had the JFK? Coldplay or Bublé?
Next year by Halloween, I am going to have a...
I love Garth and Kat so much.
All of these people are doing all of my favorite...
Please just dance forever, Seth.
ALSO CARVILLE OMG. THIS IS THE PERFECT HADER SHOW.
Rihanna seems like she'd be a really fun person to...
I feel like I'm more invested in Florida's...
Kenan should just bring out his Cosby once a year...
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Also, oh my god, can these commercials just keep happening throughout the show? Because I am in love.
Jumping out of first-floor windows is always...
... aaaaand here comes the Wiig sketch.
Holy shit. Yeah, if there was any remaining doubt,...
I AM JUST HAVING SO MANY FEELINGS HIS ROBIN WILLIAMS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Jay as Eddie Murphy! Nice.
I also like it when Hader makes sounds.
I like that this is the second time Hamm has...
VINCENT PRICE OH SHIT
Shy Ronnie makes me like Rihanna a lot. I don't...
LIZ OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOU
maeby-: WHAM BAM THANK YOU HAMM !!!!!!!!