November 2010
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Nov 1st
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Anonymous asked: hold on holy shit, you were in Get Smart???
Nov 1st
All right. Costume crisis averted.
After digging through my closet a little more I happened upon the trenchcoat I wore in Get Smart and decided that the obvious compromise between 60s-themed pop culture costume, pretty girly costume, and not really trying at all was obviously SECRET AGENT FROM THE 60S (WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE AGENT 99). And by that I mean I’m really just going to be Agent 99, but tell people I’m a spy....
Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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I AM HOME.
Halloween candy: Jolly Ranchers and tropical Starbursts. I figured I might as well buy stuff I’ll eat afterward. Fangs: Nowhere to be found. Serves me right for waiting until 3pm on October 31st, I suppose. Current costume choices, based solely on clothes I own: Betty Draper, Sexy Steven Slater, Facebook. Which do you suggest? Homework to do in the next two hours: A bunch of questions...
Nov 1st
Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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I think instead of treadmill-running today, I'm...
Good life decisions, right? Right?
Nov 1st
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October 2010
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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And now I am just going to watch Raul Esparza videos for a long time. I don’t even care that his vibrato makes him sound like he’s singing while sitting on a washing machine sometimes. I prefer heavy vibrato to this tweeny straight-toning thing the kids are doing these days. GET OFF MY LAWN.
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Also: I just tried to post "Turkey Lurkey Time"...
Oct 31st
I've had "A Fact Can Be a Beautiful Thing" from...
Katie Finneran is a gem, and I really kind of want to see that show again (but not without her… feh.). That is all.
Oct 31st
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loverhusband: velma-kelly: thisisquitehomoerotic: calloftootie: timeisgalle0ns: that-is-a-boss-zefron-poster: -worthlivingfor: acciodarkmark: mynerdyoldself: gottahavethatfunk: Step 1: Click ‘Reblog’. Step 2: Go to your gif folder. Step 3. Find the first gif that starts with the first letter of your name. Step 4: This gif represents the reaction your sexual partner will have...
Oct 31st
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Books I purchased online tonight:
Almost History: Close Calls, Plan B’s, and Twists of Fate in America’s Past The Official Preppy Handbook If I go broke, I’m blaming it on Amazon.
Oct 31st
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Anonymous asked: I LOVE YOU.
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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I feel like the only person in the world who...
Like, it’s fine. But I don’t get the obsession. I’ve been to exactly one screening of it in my life and it was not really that much fun. Maybe I just missed that boat or something.
Oct 31st
Seriously, my love for Hamm has now been eclipsed...
That stupid fucking David Spade thing. All of those stupid fucking Kristen Wiig things. HOW DID JEFF MONTGOMERY GET CUT BUT THOSE THINGS STAY IN LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, SNL TEAM. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.
Oct 31st
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Anonymous asked: What's your deal with David Spade?
Oct 31st
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cyborglovesong replied to your post: Ugh, I truly can’t stand David Spade. Oh, but what about ~Chris Farley? I can handle Farley in concentrated doses. Spade just makes me want to bash my head against the wall. I just get such a sleazy, slimy vibe from him. I’m sure this is ~blasphemy~, but I don’t care. Uugh.
Oct 31st
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Ugh, I truly can't stand David Spade.
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
Hey SNL, you know you have three other women in...
Oct 31st
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OH MY GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Oct 31st
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Paul is so fucking teeny.
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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letao asked: Which previous Hammisode had the JFK? Coldplay or Bublé?
Oct 31st
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Next year by Halloween, I am going to have a...
Oct 31st
I love Garth and Kat so much.
Oct 31st
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All of these people are doing all of my favorite...
Oct 31st
Please just dance forever, Seth.
ALSO CARVILLE OMG. THIS IS THE PERFECT HADER SHOW.
Oct 31st
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Rihanna seems like she'd be a really fun person to...
Oct 31st
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I feel like I'm more invested in Florida's...
Oct 31st
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Kenan should just bring out his Cosby once a year...
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Also, oh my god, can these commercials just keep happening throughout the show? Because I am in love.
Oct 31st
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COSBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 31st
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Jumping out of first-floor windows is always...
Oct 31st
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... aaaaand here comes the Wiig sketch.
Oct 31st
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Holy shit. Yeah, if there was any remaining doubt,...
I AM JUST HAVING SO MANY FEELINGS HIS ROBIN WILLIAMS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Oct 31st
Jay as Eddie Murphy! Nice.
Oct 31st
I also like it when Hader makes sounds.
Oct 31st
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I like that this is the second time Hamm has...
Oct 31st
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VINCENT PRICE OH SHIT
Oct 31st
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Shy Ronnie makes me like Rihanna a lot. I don't...
Oct 31st
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LIZ OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOU
maeby-: WHAM BAM THANK YOU HAMM !!!!!!!!
Oct 31st