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lizlemon—: joaniesobliviousboobs: thewretchedharmony: i miss julie gpoy. I miss you so. 
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Idina Menzel Lands Own TV Musical Drama Series for... →
“I can’t wait to see that!” said no one.
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thecolourbeige: Jimmy Fallon is most definitely beige.  He’s the Bobby Hill of comedy.  You know the episode of King of the Hill where they keep Bobby on the track team to make the other athletes bust their ass so they don’t get replaced by him?  That’s Jimmy. When he wasn’t the beige backdrop of a semi-decent SNL skit, he was front and center, giggling at his own jokes. Not even appearing...
Dec 1st
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superhumangirl asked: Hey. I know that I don't post much, and that I am not the most active Tumblr user.
But, I also know that you get some not-so-nice mail. And I wanted to just let you know that I really enjoy reading your posts. I like your sense of humor and agree with your more serious posts.
So, yeah. I just felt weird reading all of your posts without establishing some sort of connection.
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"SULTRY MOSES! I'MMA PART YOUR SEA!"
joaniesobliviousboobs: joaniesobliviousboobs: -Liz
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You know what I'm doing tonight? KFC and all of my...
Now that I have the complete series and all, I mean.
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November 2010
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A Open Warning to Carey Mulligan
thecolourbeige: Here she is - the beigest beige bitch not to have yet been classified as being beige. She’s more of a…grey (a color if not as equally boring as beige, but not quite so beige, ya know?) and you’re happy that she hasn’t succumbed entirely to the beigeness that surrounds all those other British bitches (See Keira Knightley, Emma Watson, etc.) I saw her in “An Education,” and was...
Nov 30th
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Christmas carols I will never get sick of:
The Holly and the Ivy Silver Bells Santa Claus is Coming to Town, any version Hey Santa Conversely, Christmas carols that are just the worst: The Christmas Shoes (when I heard Patton Oswalt’s interpretation of that song I was torn between going “Someone else gets it!” and “NOOOO!” Because you can ask my mother — I’ve been saying the exact same thing...
Nov 30th
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fergaliciousdef asked: Liz! Tell me what is happening in your life.

That is my awkward way of trying to engage you in a conversation since I feel like we haven't talked in awhile.
Nov 30th
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Late at night, Jimmy Fallon, you're growing on us... →
Fallon will address his guests as “buddy” or “my friend” or “my man” (as in “My man Dick Cavett is joining us!”). He can sing, and dance more than a little, which not all late-night TV hosts can do, and is an impressive mimic and a good storyteller. He feels “psyched” about things that are “crazy good” or ...
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Someday I swear I am going to write an Eat Pray...
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The one thing Tumblr has prepared me to do,...
Write about how I feel about movies
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Is it holiday icon times yet? Nice.
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ListenHotel Roosevelt | Augustana I still somehow know...
Nov 30th
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sallyalbright- replied to your photo: Hi, I’m Liz and my DVD collection is my boyfriend…. do you realize how beautiful our dvd collection is going to be when we move in together? sallyalbright- replied to your photo: Hi, I’m Liz and my DVD collection is my boyfriend…. THE ENTIRE WORLD IS GOING TO BE JEALOUS OF OUR GLORIOUS COLLECTION. OH MY GOD CAN YOU IMAGINE Other people will come...
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I think some people submitting to TCB have kind of...
Nov 29th
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gobiasindustries asked: Can I just hug you for the tags mentioning Dog Sees God in your last post?
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Anonymous asked: What is your opinion on Jennifer Aniston?
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You know what is a wonderful feeling?
Cooking a pasta dinner for one in a big, warm house with Christmas music on the radio. However, while I was doing so, a commercial for an Italian restaurant came on the radio. “Hm,” said I, as I stirred my ravioli. “That’s funny, I’m like a little Italian restaurant right here.” Just then, the radio spot said these words: “It’s the perfect lunch...
Nov 29th
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On Black Friday morning I walked into the living...
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Why are there so many really ugly guys with tons...
For god’s sake. Thirteen-year-old girls are the worst. Close your mouths when you take pictures, I can see your fillings. And eighteen-year-old boys making flirty ask-box conversation with said thirteen-year-old girls, you’re not much better. Man, shit’s rough. I dunno where to start or where to begin.
Nov 29th
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Wow, today just started sucking.
Bad news all over the place. Fuck.
Nov 29th
'Spider-Man' Goes On Tonight, Ready or Not |... →
damaskanddark: popculturebrain:   The most expensive show in Broadway history, at $65 million, or more than twice as much as the previous record-holder, “Shrek the Musical,” “Spider-Man” will hold its first preview performance at 6:30 p.m. on Sunday before more than 1,900 paying theatergoers, reporters, and several of the musical’s nervous producers and investors. Ms. Taymor expects the...
Nov 29th
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I just want to reiterate something I've said...
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ListenTime for another dance party, you guys?
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