October 2010
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I lost zero followers from my tiny meltdown this...
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I think it would be logical if the Make-a-Wish...
In other news, I am going to hell.
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There are NO straight guys on Tumblr.
jefftopolski:
trueshit:
takenothing:
jasiad:
illestboyeva:
So if you girls wanna find a guy, gtfo of Tumblr or at least go outside and meet people. Stop wasting your time fantasizing about guys that you can never have. BTW did you guys know that ducks can never get wet. It’s because of there oily feathers. No matter how much they swim, they’ll never get wet.
sooo true haha There are...
Ugh, you guys are amazing and I just love every...
I just blacked out for a second and woke up on the hallway floor.
Oh my god this night cannot get any worse.
And I’m sorry for whining at you guys, I don’t want to go into detail, I’m sorry.
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actually I probably wouldn’t have watched 30 Rock and Community even if the liveblogging hadn’t tipped all the jokes
idk I just don’t really give a shit anymore
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Well, the bad news is I still feel lousy.
The good news is that I don’t have to watch 30 Rock because Tumblr tells me all the jokes.
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September 2010
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Questions:
finalinfinity:
Why is Amy Ozols so wonderful?
May I marry her?
Only if you solemnly swear never to use exclamation points.
She fucking hates those.
(Which amuses me endlessly for some reason.)
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I like being short, but it's really annoying when...
Just now:
My mom: God, can you hear those birds out there? Me: Yeah, it’s obnoxious. Wonder what the trending topic is that they’re all tweeting about. My mom:
Newsflash: I am the corniest person ever.
notcrazyjustalive replied to your post: Things I have Googled within the past hour:
snake wearing har. DID YOU SEE ANY PENIS?
THANK GOD I DID NOT. (Thumb in a turtleneck, whoop-de-do!) Things I did see, however:
(My old friend.)
(Rashida wearing hat?)
And also, this cutest thing ever:
So it was pretty successful, altogether.
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Things I have Googled within the past hour:
Chevy Equinox
Annoying rock songs of the 70s
Benito Mussolini
Snake wearing a hat
Animals wearing hats
Animals wearing tuxedos
Animals wearing pants
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[Video] Seth Meyers on the Martha Stewart Show →
talking-bird:
fuckyeahsethmeyers:
Martha shows Seth Meyers how to bake two rustic vegetable-topped pizzas with hazelnut dough.
Bread should smell like bread and people should smell like people.
I’m just checking, ‘cause you are not trustworthy.
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That really cute guy was back in the tutoring...
I will probably never talk to him. But ugh, so so so cute.
There's this douchebag in my public speaking class...
Let me rant for a bit, okay?
First of all, he looks like a pedophile version of Michael Ian Black. I know that doesn’t sound bad in theory, but in practice, it’s horrible. Also, he’s one of those know-it-all weeaboos who finds it necessary to write his name in Japanese rather than English, and when someone asks him to clarify it, he sighs all put-upon-like and goes,...
accioalena asked: Yo girrrrrrrrrrrl I love your icon. Never change~
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Things of which I am sick:
Writing about theoretical atheism
Writing about Celtic music
Writing about my big fucked-up family
Not having anyone to just ask for a big hug from when I have really frustrating days
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lavernedefazio asked: don't listen to that anon. i like your comments.
Anonymous asked: You're really intelligent and really funny, but you honestly ruin all of it with your snobby comments and uppery attitude. I really love your blog, but seriously, relax yourself because you're not THAT great and you should try a little modesty.
Anonymous asked: Hello!
First let me start off by saying how much I enjoy your blog. You're really witty and your blog causes an occasional chuckle to break through the silent sound barrier in my poorly lit room.
Although I could continue on with compliments, I do have another purpose for writing to you. I couldn't help but notice (stalk) that you are taking a Geology class....
First let me start off by saying how much I enjoy your blog. You're really witty and your blog causes an occasional chuckle to break through the silent sound barrier in my poorly lit room.
Although I could continue on with compliments, I do have another purpose for writing to you. I couldn't help but notice (stalk) that you are taking a Geology class....
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They need their own show.
Seth: I used to work in a sub shop.
Martha: I've never been in a sub shop!
Seth: No, I know. I think about 95% of the places I've been you've never been to.
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Martha: No one's ever invited me on [Saturday Night Live]
Seth: What?
Martha: Well they did invite. Once.
Seth: What happened?
Martha: Well, for some reason they didn't let me go on...it was during probation.
Sometimes I forget how young some people on Tumblr...
talking-bird:
wheresmymacandcheese:
I have to stop myself from judging them when they put <3 and :P in captions of their photo posts in a non-ironic way.
Then I just feel pathetic for being a 21-year-old on Tumblr.
I feel like 21 is just SO OLD.
It’s really not, but still.
I feel like I should be graduated and have a bitchin’ career already.
ANYWAYS THIS WAS DUMB.
OK BYE.
Ugh me...
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I just referenced Night Court in this essay about interpersonal communication traits within my family.
What is my life.
I like it when geology class is canceled and I can...
It’s the simple pleasures, guys.
Also, am I the only one who secretly thinks the role of Jaden Michael Tyler in “Audition Day” was originally written for Hader? It kind of seems like he’d be perfect for it, with the impressions and the wonky eye and all.
He needs to be on the show before it ends, at any rate.
This is a Liz and Beth appreciation blog.
I still just want this post on my blog forever. Last night was Elizabeth & Elizabeth Have Issues at our finest. We should win a fucking Webby.
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Anonymous asked: no you are not the amy poehler of tumblr
cyborglovesong asked: OKAY FINE I FORFEIT.
You win again. You're friggin' exhausting.
But the north shall rise again.
You win again. You're friggin' exhausting.
But the north shall rise again.
I feel so sorry for whoever’s “Canadian citizenship test” post that is.
They must be so confused/annoyed right now.
Oh well.
Anonymous asked: Topolski. You can help him stop lusting after bland, cookie-cutter "hot" chicks and he can help you realize you are pretty. And then write a book about it, I dunno.
Canadian Citizenship Test
cyborglovesong:
uprightcitizens:
cyborglovesong:
uprightcitizens:
cyborglovesong:
uprightcitizens:
It’s funny ‘cause nobody wants to be Canadian. Those people can’t even type!
Hey, Liz. I got to wear a sweater today. It was glorious. How was your weather today?
Hey, Beth. I won’t have to shovel three feet of snow just to get to the end of my driveway this winter. You were...
galentines asked: I would ship you with someone that wears a lot of plaid and enjoys Pokemon.
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SHIP ME WITH SOMEONE ON TUMBLR AND LEAVE IT IN MY...
acousticschwagg:
talking-bird:
theinfamoushogwartsjaguar:accio-brobama:you-are-not-bromitted-to-touch
SO CURIOUS.
Oh, this could lead to scandalamity. I wholeheartedly approve! Go to it, nerds!
Canadian Citizenship Test
cyborglovesong:
uprightcitizens:
cyborglovesong:
uprightcitizens:
It’s funny ‘cause nobody wants to be Canadian. Those people can’t even type!
Hey, Liz. I got to wear a sweater today. It was glorious. How was your weather today?
Hey, Beth. I won’t have to shovel three feet of snow just to get to the end of my driveway this winter. You were saying?
Hey, Liz. I’m sorry this took...
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WHY. OMG WHY.
likeadoll:
recycleanimals:
castielslittlebitch:
cheesebucket:
FAREWELL
I LOVED YOU ALL
DEAR GOD IT’S BEEN FUN, GUYS!
You guys. They can’t predict earthquakes this way. You can say, “Oh, hey guys, we haven’t had a big earthquake in Southern California since 1857, so there’s a lot of tension building up on the San Andreas fault and at some point within the...
Canadian Citizenship Test
cyborglovesong:
uprightcitizens:
loverhusband:
theveryspiritofvexation:
dern-nerd:
laceyyyyy:
Question 1: Do you wanna be Canadian?
Question 2: Really?
I can vouch for this.
Oh, MAAAAAATTHEEEEWWWW
Can we pretend that everyone on tumblr is from Canada? I could really use some friends up north, some friends up north, some friends up north…
It’s funny ‘cause nobody wants to be...
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Full disclosure for newish followers: I actually...
