February 2011
For some reason I really like the name Elaine.
Like, if I somehow got immaculate-conception knocked up tomorrow and had a daughter, I’d name her Elaine. I don’t know why. Maybe because that was my kindergarten teacher’s name? Who knows. Probably not. That’d be a good justification though. My kindergarten teacher was amazing. Then again, she’d have to deal with people doing the Elaine Dance to her all her life, so...
Feb 1st
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noelanthony replied to your photo: DO THE CREEP I thought this was a picture of Ellie Kemper Must’ve scrolled too fast! Ugh, I wish I was as cute as Ellie Kemper.
Feb 1st
firebolting asked: Rondi was the shizzit!

I feel like I need to reread.
Feb 1st
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The bummer about being single around Valentine's...
And there’s always next year, right? I mean, at some point in the future, it won’t be impossible to meet a cute and nice and funny guy who happens to like the same things I like and then con him into thinking I’m cute and nice and funny, right? You know. Just trying to be reasonable here. I’m not gonna be single forever, so I have no qualms about being so for the time...
Feb 1st
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“In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom...”
– Tom Hanks (via dinnerinthedarkroom) Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Tom Hanks, five-time Academy Award nominee. (via extalkshowhost)
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Anonymous asked: What do giants wear? Do they have to go around without clothes and shoes because none fit?
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Anonymous asked: Well can giants ask nicely for foot rubs from the townspeople?
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Anonymous asked: If I was 50 feet tall I would use a water park as my bidet
Feb 1st
Anonymous asked: If I was all giant sized I'd probably get cocky and start showing everyone who's boss. I'd get all the normal sized people to rub my feet for me. It'd suck for them, but why would I care? I'd be giant and awesome.
Feb 1st
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Anonymous asked: Well what in the world do you do to someone after they've been shrunk?
And what do you do when you're giant with your giant friends?
Feb 1st
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confusedtree asked: Oh man, I did not know Neil Flynn was in UCB, but that makes perfect sense, his improv on Scrubs was fantastic.
I guess most of the time the janitor's lines in the script actually read "Neil says something".
Feb 1st
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Anonymous asked: It'd be fun to randomly shrink your best friends. You'd just be sitting there watching TV or something and all of a sudden they turn around and they're face to face with a giant foot
Feb 1st
Anonymous asked: What's the meaning behind your Tumblr name?
Feb 1st
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Anonymous asked: Why do you hate on the 30 Rock fans when you are a part of the obnoxious and obsessive group of Parks fans? (which is a better show, but not the point)

Just curious...
Feb 1st
Anonymous asked: What would you do if you suddenly grew 50 feet tall?
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talking-bird replied to your post: Who’s been your favorite host on SNL this season so far? Poehler… But that’s a given anyway. OH GOD I FORGOT POEHLER WAS THIS SEASON. It was so long ago! Okay, revised, in order: Amy Poehler Anne Hathaway Paul Rudd Jeff Bridges Emma Stone
Feb 1st
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Anonymous asked: If you had the power to shrink people, who would you shrink and what would you do to them?
Feb 1st
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Anonymous asked: Who's been your favorite host on SNL this season so far?
Feb 1st
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Anonymous asked: Who do you want to win Best Picture at The Oscars?
Feb 1st
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Anonymous asked: Whats your favorite blog
on Tumblr?
Feb 1st
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Anonymous asked: What size shoe do you wear?
Feb 1st
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You guys, if I were an SNL cast member this week, I would be pitching the fuck out of a Bombshell McGee Talk Show sketch that takes place in a hot tub.
Feb 1st
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heytheredanielle: molybdenum-: heyyyybrother: samflynn: James Franco launches college course on James Franco “The Tarzana-based Columbia has announced via press release that it is launching a course entitled “Master Class: Editing James Franco…with James Franco,” in which students will come to a deeper understanding of Franco by compiling a 30-minute documentary on Franco, using footage...
Feb 1st
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Anonymous asked: did you see true grit?
thoughts on hailee steinfeld?
Feb 1st
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Anonymous asked: did you see true grit?
thoughts on hailee steinfeld?
Feb 1st
galentines asked: Studmuffin is that thing of when men with tight jeans wear the studded belts but have the muffin top
Feb 1st
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No word makes me more irrationally angry than...
Feb 1st
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“1 When still a child, make sure you read a lot of books. Spend more time doing...”
– Zadie Smith’s ten rules for writing fiction. (via unicornology) (via baringmysoul) (via writingadvice) (via the-write-idea) (via teachingliteracy) (via endlesscolor) (via virginduchess) (via cgjake) (via dotseurat)
Feb 1st
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I don't understand why "stop being selfish" is an...
Like, do the people who tend toward this argument actually care what happens to the child after it’s born? Do they care about how fucked-up the foster care and adoption systems are, or about how minority children are far less likely than white ones to be permanently adopted, or that going into the system can result in severe psychological damage and the inability to form meaningful...
Feb 1st
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Today I got to stand in front of people and talk...
It’s always interesting to see the response you get when you say “Hi, I’m Liz, and I want to work in television, specifically comedy.” It’s this even split between “Wow, that’s neat!” and “Feh, good luck, kid.” It’s also equally interesting to watch the expressions on the faces of the cynical people change the more you go on about...
Feb 1st
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Anonymous asked: I didn't know you liked Jane Lynch. I thought you didn't like Glee? Or you just like pretty much every other work she has done but?
Feb 1st
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I also just want to add that I love everyone who...
Christopher Guest Catherine O’Hara Fred Willard Eugene Levy Parker Posey Harry Shearer Jane Lynch Michael McKean Bob Balaban
Feb 1st
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galentines asked: NAME SOME KINDS OF PUPPIES YOU LIKE
Feb 1st
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Anonymous asked: are you a harry potter fan?
Feb 1st
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Anonymous asked: This is kind of irrelevant, but what did you think of Away We Go?
Feb 1st
Anonymous asked: What are some actors/actresses you can actually stand? This is such a weird question but I was looking through your blog and it's like Lea Michele no... Natalie Portman no.... etc etc etc I'm just curious.
Feb 1st
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January 2011
But let me just say that I am still pretty excited...
Jan 31st
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tvandtoast asked: "also I have to ask why a Judd Apatow movie starring mostly women (and fabulous women at that) has to be about a goddamn wedding, but I already know the answer to that, and anyway I guess what I’m saying is that I hope it’s good?"

Uh, word. Most disheartening is clicking through to the Vulture article and seeing that they've labeled it "Apatow for...
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