November 2011
Anonymous asked: if you can't motivate yourself to do anything, how are you motivating yourself to write a novel?
Anonymous asked: why do you ignore those who want to help you? you always say you never intentionally hurt people.. but that hurts people
Anonymous asked: "I have no idea what Moon is, so joke’s on you, buddy" Ah, yes, revel in your ignorance. It's about the US government cloning someone to create infinite workers.
311e replied to your photo: So this is happening for all of next month. Oh…
Is this for real? Because I would totally read it.
Yep! For once, something I’m posting about on here is actually real and happening and people will be able to read it if they want. I’ll put up a post gauging general interest at the end of November and see if anyone actually cares at that point.
Anonymous asked: Your idea sounds like a rip-off of Brave New World and/or Blade Runner and/or Moon.
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Anonymous asked: Honestly do you think there's a reason why you, you specifically, seem to anger so many people?
Anonymous asked: man, there are people out their WITH ACTUAL problems, how fucking dare you bitch about "wahh wahh wahh i cant go out wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" get the fuck over yourself.
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I don’t even know what to say.
You guys really go above and beyond.
Anonymous asked: I hope you DO kill yourself. Jesus.Fuck off.
Anonymous asked: random question: are you as offended by Kat Dennings awful fucking jokes on 2 Broke Girls as I am?
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Honestly sometimes I’m pretty sure no one would give a shit if I just slit my wrists and got it over with. The longer I live here, the closer I get. All I wanted was for something good to happen today to make up for the complete shitstorm that this month has been, but no. Not one thing can work out for me. I can’t talk to anyone about my problems — they go deeper than I’ve...
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I'm trying to figure out the racism turnaround on...
I wish I could stop saying "No, thank YOU" to...
I am like twenty different types of upset right...
According to the people I live with, I can’t go out tonight. I’d go out anyway, but they have this fun habit of locking me out. I’m basically in tears. I was so excited.
Guys, honestly, who has a floor I can sleep on or something until I find a fucking paying job? I’m probably going to kill everyone and then myself if I don’t get out of here.
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October 2011
Hey guys hey guys
NaNoWriMo starts tomorrow
I’m gonna be writing about clones and war and teenage stuff
Because I’m totally lameballs, that’s why
PS. Is it equally totally lameballs to use characters from other stuff you’ve written in new projects? Because the corrupt President from last year’s Quentin-Tarantino’s-The Great Gatsby novel is the corrupt President in this...
satisfythecrave replied to your photo: Oh, Cecily von Z, you batshit crazy lady. I’ll…
Qu’est-ce que c’est?
It’s literally the first Gossip Girl novel, with slasher gore scenes replacing all the sexy parts, and Blair is a psychopath murderer. Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.
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You are home alone, and you hear on the news about the profile of a murderer who is on the loose. You look out the sliding glass doors to your backyard, and you notice a man standing out in the snow. He fits the profile of the murderer exactly, and he is smiling at you.
You gulp, picking up the phone to your right and dialing 911. You look back out the glass as you press the phone to your ear,...
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Kim Kardashian: Making opponents of gay marriage...
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bemyonly asked: Second best character from Ugly Betty was Amanda. Ooh, what's a flan? It's a delicious custard. OH, BRING IT!
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If I started a blog called "I want to be best...
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Shit Your TV Tells You →
leatherpumpkin:
a blog! about the misconceptions that the mass media creates about race, gender, sexuality, relationships, etc. you should follow it obvi.
GO FOLLOW THIS, YOU GUYS.
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Unpopular girls also find tragedies (West Memphis Three, Columbine, Jonesboro) that occurred before 2000, but after 1989, just that much more fascinating, and worthy of scouring the library for documentaries on.
… I OWN BOOKS (IN THE PLURAL) ON COLUMBINE. I HAVE SEEN BILLIONS OF JONESTOWN DOCUMENTARIES.
4) They can look up who played that one guy David was going out with that one time...
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postmodernish replied to your link: Things Unpopular Girls Like
What the fuck is this blog? Like, who is running it? I do not understand.
idk and idk whether to be offended or amazed
WHATEVER, THOUGH
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Not to say that the cast from Freaks and Geeks didn’t go on to do anything, though. Unpopular girls loved Knocked Up and Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and they just about orgasmed when Superbad came out — Michael Austin Cera in a Seth Rogen film, about unpopular kids?! HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL! Unpopular girls also love to point out the fact that Joe Lo Truglio is in Superbad. Ask them...
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Things Unpopular Girls Like →
Freaks and Geeks
Sweaters
Obscure Shit
IMDB
The Nineties
Goodwill
Making Fun Of Themselves
Being An Old Man
Driving Aimlessly
Making Lists
The Internet
Cats
… every single entry on this blog describes me
Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up...
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oh whoops I just remembered I’m seeing Shannon O’Neill in a show tomorrow
I’m gonna hide in the middle of the audience just to make sure things aren’t awkward
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cyborglovesong asked: It's official: 30 Rock is actually based on the life of Mr. Michael Shoemaker and not that of Tina Fey.
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I want to punch like five people in the face right...
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I think it's hilarious how hard it is for me to...
More importantly: does anyone in NYC have a lead on any retail gigs or anything?
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