December 2011
Anonymous asked: lol WOW you're ugly...
Anonymous asked: top 5 male/female comedians?
Anonymous asked: Did you hear that Taylor Swift, Lea Michele, Scarlett Johansson & Evan Rachel Wood are in the running to play Eponine in the 'Les Miserables' movie?!
Anonymous asked: are jokes about rape/involving the word rape okay
November 2011
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Anonymous asked: I really don't get your hate for Time Square... I work right over there and walk across it to the subway every night and it really isn't that bad.
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Anonymous asked: why do you hate times square?
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My SNL opening credit would be me ordering from a food truck, taking a gigantic bite of a grilled cheese sandwich, and then laughing at the camera.
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DEAR INTERNET: EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT "BABY IT'S...
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Today I sat next to a really cute guy reading a fantasy book on the train for like 5 stops but he had a cold but I was like “Fuck it, I’ll brave the germs because he’s really cute” and then a crazy woman got on the train and started screaming and he ran off at the next stop and I didn’t even get to make a sly comment like crazy people, right? and now I’m...
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Watch as Brian Williams keeps on pluggin' while a... →
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leatherpumpkin replied to your post: So who wants to accompany me to a showing of New Year’s Eve
i am going to see it only for michelle pfeiffer to get it with zac efron LIKE THAT PREVIEW I WAS FORCED TO WATCH IN THE THEATER IMPLIED but i remember being promised alcohol if i went
WHO WANTS TO BUY ME AND QUINIVA BOOZE SO THAT WE CAN DRUNK WATCH NEW YEAR’S EVE AND VLOG ABOUT IT...
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So who wants to accompany me to a showing of New...
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I bet you do
Anonymous asked: I know it doesn't really matter but I think you're darling and I like your Lizmoticon gpoys.
shewolffe asked: The fuck? Anon go the fuck away. She is beautiful and she can put HER face on HER blog is she FUCKING wants to. And Liz you are lovely don't ever believe differently. I DARE that anon to fuck with me.
Anonymous asked: dude, stop posting pictures of yourself, you're fucking ugly.
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I don't care what anyone says
but in 2 hours I am going to the Five Guys a couple blocks away and getting a bag of Cajun fries and not giving a fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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Just now.
Cozy in bed.
Phone buzzes across the room where it’s charging.
Ugh, do I want to get up and get it?
It’s probably just a Twitter response.
What if it’s a text, though?
It’s 12:30 at night. You don’t text someone at 12:30 at night unless you want them next to you at that moment.
But what if someone’s texting me because they’re being kidnapped and...
Anonymous asked: What do you think of the term "white girl problems"? Just as problematic as "first world problems"?
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I want to go to sleep but I can't stop hiccuping.
catelyns:
Who remembers BMags’ website
Where he literally took a picture of the ensemble of Sweeney Todd
Put it in MS Paint
Drew a yellow circle around himself
And wrote ~THAT’S ME~
Guys, will someone please just buy me a time machine and take me back to 2006
I miss all of this so much
(PS ALLY! Did you ever hear any feedback on the Sweeney Santa idea? Just remembered that was a thing!)
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Things that Ryan Gosling probably has thought...
“I wish Apple would get psychic and develop an app that sends you push notifications every time someone masturbates about you.”
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Anonymous asked: Just wondering, because I'd totally want to date you if you were open to it, if I were at a different point in my life, if we lived anywhere near each other, etc. Although, sorry to say, but I'm nowhere near as perfect of a human being as Rashida is (is anyone?). I do enjoy intelligent, laid-back females who make delicious brownies and enjoy comedy though.
Anonymous asked: =^.^= Meow. Please don't call me stupid anymore :( I'm smart enough to have found your tumblr and learn how to type!
Anonymous asked: Do you think you could date a girl in real life (who wasn't Rashida)?
