January 2012
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Jan 1st
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Spoiler cut for the West Coast.
As soon as it turns 2012, we all get flying cars.
Jan 1st
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IT'S COOKIE TIME.
workingoninteresting replied to your post: I’m making cookies you guys. Is it odd that I want a picture of this?
Jan 1st
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I'm making cookies you guys.
Jan 1st
ohonestly asked: i think you're extremely talented and i'm confident that you're gonna hit it big within the next decade. i mean that. i'd like to call dibs on doing your first major interview when it happens.
Jan 1st
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Goals (not resolutions) for 2012.
Get better at managing money. Because I suck at it. Be more thorough in the way I apply myself to challenges. I throw myself with gusto at stuff I love doing but do the bare minimum (or less) when I’m not excited. I need to fix that. Start running again. I fell off that regime this fall because I was so busy and depressed but this spring I’m going to try to start that back up again....
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: I like you.
Jan 1st
jonthehighschoolyears asked: Liz, you are a very nice and smart and funny person and I'm glad I know you.
Jan 1st
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papergirlnotburning asked: You're my ladyhero. I fangirl over your blog. I'm a little ashamed at loving it so much, but mostly I don't give a fuck because you're hilarious.
Jan 1st
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‎2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you’ve always wanted to say to me.
Jan 1st
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Yo if you thought I was out having a life, you were wrong! I fell asleep on the couch for three hours instead!
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: Well then how do you propose virgins respond when they are shamed?
Jan 1st
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2011.
Moved to New York. Got a job. Met some great people. Had an otherwise shitty year, mental health-wise. I dunno. I need to do a lot of stuff in 2012. We’ll see how that goes. Tonight I’m going to make cookies and stay indoors where it’s warm and watch movies all night! Yay!
Jan 1st
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December 2011
maybethemoonischeese replied to your post: What do you do for a living? i know we’ve never spoken before, but that’s literally the coolest job i’ve ever heard of. Yes. This is very glamorous: Actually I really like it. The people I work with are funny and sometimes we get free food handed to us for no reason or stop working to have Nerf gun target practice, and I get to be on Twitter and...
Dec 31st
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Anonymous asked: What do you do for a living?
Dec 31st
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HERE IS A MEME
HOW TO: open a new text post and type letters a-z into the tags and take your favorite tag it suggests and post it out of context. this only works if you use tags as obsessive conversational add-ons like me, and if your computer saves the tags you’ve used before. WHAT YOU COME UP WITH SHOULD BE SOME SORT OF REFLECTION OF YOUR CHARACTER. ENJOY. A: AND THE AUTOTUNED HORSE YOU RODE IN ON B:...
Dec 31st
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hyruleheroacademy asked: So I'm sitting here on the internet next to a lady friend of mine, and, on behalf of the both of us, we think you're awesome. Well, you know already that I think you're awesome, but she would like to express such sympathies. (This is shortly after we stopped to read your reply to the pop-pysch lady defender) Anyways, kudos, keep fighting that good fight, and um, I can't wait...
Dec 31st
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procrastinathor asked: Thanks so much for the post on the Psych Today article. I kind of want to print it out and put it in my wallet and carry it everywhere with me so that whenever someone starts to BS about "that's just how men/women are... it's natural/evolution/... blabliblup" I can be like "here, read this. This girl describes exactly why you're wrong (far more elonquently/funnier...
Dec 31st
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I swear to god if I see the phrase "menstrual...
Dec 31st
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Ugh, that post really was too long.
I have a lot of feelings. Sorry guys.
Dec 31st
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solointhesun asked: On Psych Today article: I'm a feminist. And I was born with half my face paralyzed- so I really hate reading in my psych textbook and elsewhere that my asymmetrical face is unattractive. But this article is merely saying that the idea that looks aren't the most important when it comes to pure attraction is false, because for men it is the most important (women consider status in...
Dec 31st
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So, uh. How long 'til Jason Sudeikis and Katy...
Dec 31st
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You don't have to be a Christian to know that...
Dec 31st
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“Welcome to Uglytopia—the world reimagined as a place where it’s the...”
– Hey guys, who wants to read a Psychology Today article about how feminism is evil and has taught women that being conventionally beautiful and feminine maybe ISN’T the be-all end-all of life? And about how women need to be hot to keep their man’s attention but men don’t even have...
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: Titanic is three hours long. That's a big commitment for a movie you probably already know the ending to.
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: You've never seen Scream? It's a work of genius.
Dec 30th
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At this point Jason Sudeikis is essentially a...
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: 26, 30, 51
Dec 30th
noonecanresistmyschweddyballs asked: 1, 29, 32, 34, 39, 52, 53
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unicornery asked: 38: How are your elbows? Are they okay? (I'm asking this one because it is so beautifully Nora Ephronny)
Dec 30th
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53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before →
funnythinghappened: 1: What do you put on hotdogs? 2: Do you say “anticlimatic” or “anticlimactic”? 3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping? 4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink? 5: Do you use your parking brake? 6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall? 7: Do you know how to play chess? 8: How often do you clean the interior of your car? 9: Do you...
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
fuck. my heart hurts. i know i’m a grown-up (if still young-looking) person but sometimes it just sucks to know what you want and know that you’re a long way from having it. and i’m confused, because sometimes it just feels… right. but then a few days later i don’t know again. it’s really easy to make jokes about being a hellcat who doesn’t need anyone but...
Dec 29th