March 2011
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“Present-day American society—whether through pop culture, religion, or...”
– Jessica Valenti, The Purity Myth: How America’s Obsession with Virginity Is Hurting Young Women
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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#quinton terintino
… is a spelling I just saw on one of my tracked tags pages.
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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OOOOOOOHHHHH, Diggers is on Instant Watch? I've...
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Falling asleep at 5pm, waking up at 10.
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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talking-bird replied to your post: Yo sandwich. Consider yourself annihilated. I AM STILL INTERESTED IN WHAT KIND OF SANDWICH THIS WAS It was a toasted Subway cub on honey oat bread with the following: Swiss cheese Avocado Lettuce Tomato Onion Bell Pepper Mayonnaise Salt and pepper And now I am daintily nibbling at two chocolate chip cookies also from Subway. I am just. Oh my god. This...
Mar 1st
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Yo sandwich. Consider yourself annihilated.
Mar 1st
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"For the talent portion, Liz will eat an entire...
Mar 1st
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Oh my god seriously I am so hungry right now. I...
Mar 1st
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Jimmy and the puppies.
corksoaker:
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2011
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Feb 28th
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muppet-madison replied to your post: Someday I want to go to the Oscars. Not like as a nominee, though. Just, like, as a guest. Or a writer. Or the girlfriend of a cast member of a nominated film. Something like that. All I want is to be a slightly famous person’s girlfriend. Which sounds awful but like, truth bomb. I mean, the career and apartment and stuff too, but like in terms of dudes...
Feb 28th
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Someday I want to go to the Oscars. Not like as a...
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Oscars 2012: New Year's Eve for ALL. THE. AWARDS.
Feb 28th
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How To Win An Oscar, Pt. 1:
Have a British accent. If that doesn’t work, fake a Boston accent.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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"Everybody look under your seat, 'cause you're...
One of my Oscar posts has 400 notes. The rest have an average of 15 apiece.
Feb 28th
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Colin Firth's Oscar speech was about as long and...
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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The guy who played Amanda Bynes' father in What a...
Feb 28th
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I want to write a romantic comedy about a seat...
Feb 28th
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The only thing more tedious than Hillary Swank...
Feb 28th
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This is boring. I'm bored now.
Feb 28th
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Tom WHOper?
Tom Pooper Tom Scooper Tom Super-Duper
Feb 28th
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I hope I never die because my In Memoriam clip...
Feb 28th
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Celine should be singing "I love that smiiiiiiile"...
Feb 28th
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This show needs more:
Bieber
Feb 28th
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I totally expected Gwyneth to sing "Forget You,"...
Feb 28th
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I legitimately can't tell the difference between...
Feb 28th
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I feel like on subject alone, this is the most...
“The Facebook movie.” “The ballet movie.” “The stuttering movie.” “The stuck under a rock for a week movie.” “Boston accents.” “Meth teeth.”
Feb 28th
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I am eating some Oscar-worthy Mongolian beef right...
Feb 28th
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I'm outraged. Tom Hanksy deserved it.
Feb 28th
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"Everybody look under your seat, 'cause you're...
Feb 28th
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I feel like I've heard this song from Tangled at...
Feb 28th
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I didn't know Randy Newman was white.
Feb 28th
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Tumblr cares too much about Inception. I'm going...
Feb 28th
Tron: Legacy for all the awards.
Feb 28th
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leatherpumpkin asked: YOU ARE ON A ROLL TONIGHT
Feb 28th
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I liked Anne Hathaway a lot more an hour ago.
Feb 28th
superhumangirl asked: I've been following your twitter for oscar night and I just wanted to say that they are my thoughts exactly. to the T.
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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If I ran the Oscars, everyone would have to accept...
Feb 28th
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If you want my Oscar musings tonight, follow me... →
Feb 28th
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