Some of them were absolutely gold.
Oh hey remember that asshole who wrote the “WAAAH NICE GUYS” post that I wrote that “FUCK YOU NICE GUYS” post in response to
He sent me this before pissily deleting his blog
I’m gonna post it now
seth meyers at the 2011 white house correspondents’ association dinner (via)
No, seriously, this was my favorite joke and moment of the entire evening.
One time Beth sent me this message.
That day hasn’t come yet.
ASK BOX, AHOY! There is so much shit to wade through in there!
- The only reason Charlie Sheen should ever be on Parks is if there’s a scene in Jerry’s house and Two and a Half Men is playing on TV in the background, which it totally would be, because Jerry is the worst.
- I’d be down with Miley playing Greg Pikitis’s girlfriend. The two put a burr in Leslie’s ass again on the next Halloween episode.
- Clint would definitely play a crazy old man at a town hall meeting and not be credited in the episode and it’d be like one of those things where everybody on the internet would be like “HOLY SHIT WAS THAT CLINT EASTWOOD.”
- I don’t know who Megan Fox would play, but Tom would definitely hit on her and it’d just be another painful rejection.
That was a good night.
So go congratulate her, and also, HERP DERP.
- My name
- My age
- My birthday
- My shoe size .
- My favorite color
- My eye color
- My dads name
- My middle name
- My worst fear
Lets see it! :)
GIVE IT YOUR BEST GUESS, KIDS
SETH MEYERS, at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. (Complete with cutaway shot of an unamused Donald fucking Trump.)
My mom: Let’s put Trump and Palin on the same ticket and call it an election season.
Me: Would it be aired on Bravo? Because I, for one, would like to watch what happens.