July 2011
leatherpumpkin asked: YOU DO NOT WIN THE BIRTHDAY GAME ELIZABETH
Jul 1st
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comealongsong replied to your post: Also I somehow gained followers from you reblogging that. PEOPLE THINK ABBY ELLIOT IS ON TUMBLR. … this can be the only explanation. You’ve nailed it.
Jul 1st
galentines asked: Also I somehow gained followers from you reblogging that.
Jul 1st
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preciousblueberries asked: Yep, you win.
Jul 1st
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Reblog with someone who shares your birthday
straightouttapawnee: LARRY DAVID TOM FUCKING HANKS.
Jul 1st
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Anonymous asked: WHERE WAS THE POEHLER BEAR ON THAT LIST
Jul 1st
Anonymous asked: Of course I look at your blog! I was just wondering if there were any others that weren't quite so obvious (Rashida was a given, duh).
Jul 1st
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Anonymous asked: do you like community?
Jul 1st
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Anonymous asked: So who are some of these women that you consider to be sexy or beautiful?
Jul 1st
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Ugh you guys I want matzo ball soup so hard right now.
Jul 1st
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sharksandrecreation asked: Natalie
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champagnesafari: uprightcitizens: I think all sexual identities are a bit useless tho. I love how this is like “You can call yourself whatever you want, but it doesn’t actually mean anything lol.” Thanks for your permission, mighty kind of you. That’s actually not what it’s “like.” It’s more like, “You can call yourself whatever you want, I...
Jul 1st
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Know what I'm awesome at? Shuffling cards.
Jul 1st
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thetonightshow replied to your post: Also it doesn’t much matter to me anyway,… You use that .GIF lethal amounts. LETHAL AMOUNTS. It’s at a prime spot in my GIF folder. Which is massive, by the way. So I just scroll to a random spot about halfway down and it’s always there and even when I’m looking for someone else I see that one and I’m like, “Eh, good...
Jul 1st
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Also it doesn’t much matter to me anyway, considering that I’m pretty much awkwardsexual and the day that I successfully navigate past the “talking to” phase is the day that hell will freeze over, elephants will poop diamonds, and Michelle Bachmann will become president. LONE WOLF 2K11
Jul 1st
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talking-bird replied to your post: I think all sexual identities are a bit useless… I feel the same way. I don’t really get the point of needing to label it, but to each his own. Exaaaaaaactly. I’ve always felt like sexuality is way more fluid than most people will acknowledge, and I feel like once we as a society stop needing to put specific labels and boxes and names on things,...
Jul 1st
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also to me pansexual will always mean “OH MY GOD, HE’S BEEN HUMPING MY PANS?!” luv u karen walker
Jul 1st
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I think all sexual identities are a bit useless tho.
Jul 1st
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gofollowshushsatan-imoved-deact asked: Jeff.
Jul 1st
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Anonymous asked: Sofia?
Jul 1st
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passiveenthusiast asked: Erin
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hemingerald asked: Ana.
Jul 1st
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leatherpumpkin asked: Quiniva

oh wait

Rebecca
Jul 1st
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Words I probably mispronounce, having only ever...
puerile prescient expletive ecclesiastical
Jul 1st
galentines asked: I think burning the flag is wrong.

But undercooking the flag is even worse.
Jul 1st
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cyborglovesong replied to your post: I propose we start a cow college where we teach… Super Tuesday? I’ll take soup. Sorry, Tuesday. cyborglovesong replied to your post: Super Tuesday? If forced to choose, I pick soup. … DAMMIT.
Jul 1st
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Super Tuesday? If forced to choose, I pick soup. Sorry, Tuesday.
Jul 1st
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I propose we start a cow college where we teach cows to talk. I suggest we start with “moo” to build up their self confidence.
Jul 1st
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I’m still undecided on the Gay Marriage Bill. Gay marriage is a really big step, Bill! And I’m not even sure I’m done with women yet! So I’m sorry, Bill. I can’t gay marry you.
Jul 1st
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annyong
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I know there are a million reasons not to eat Taco...
Jul 1st
leatherpumpkin asked: I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED FOR HALLOWEEN, OKAY.

WE ARE DOING THIS
Jul 1st
leatherpumpkin asked: FOR LIKE FIVE HOURS OF MY LIFE I THOUGHT JAKOVA WAS REAL BECAUSE I WAS TIRED AND TOOK MY GLASSES OFF. I WENT TO BED VERY HAPPY.
Jul 1st
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June 2011
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“I’m going to rail against the Bank of America. This is what happened to me. I...”
– Patti LuPone, “Opera; Bank of America” (Sept. 2006)
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