September 2011
leatherpumpkin asked: so on friday i have to tell you about the one of the only straight boys that i've met at my school that loves arrested development and parks and rec and was like "oh we have to listen to watch the throne together" and also i am seeing a ucb show on saturday would you like to come with?
Today I was standing on the corner of Sixth Avenue and 14th Street, during some really bad traffic, waiting to cross the street. A cab edged its way through the intersection just as the light changed, but before I started across the street, I glanced inside the backseat of the cab and saw that the only passenger was a girl in her twenties, blonde, glossy and stunning. I even made note to myself of...
Anonymous asked: Not really try, sit around together and goof on TV shows, and then go to bed without anybody trying any funny business.
Reblog if you want an "If I was your...
talking-bird:
If I had a gif of Rachel Greene going “OHHH IT JUST GOT INTERESTING” I would be using it now.
Guys, this would be fun. I’m tired and in need of dinner still, but if y’all want to distract me via this meme, that’s cool too.
August 2011
leatherpumpkin asked: Heyy so next time we hang out you want me to come to Brooklyn? I am pretty sure that I've never actually been to Brooklyn so that could be fun and you could show me that store that you were talking about I am virtually free on tuesdays and thursdays (also weekends) once classes start next week and every other days i am free around six
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Christina Hendricks doesn’t count as “average” or “plus size” either, guys, because I don’t believe she was made on earth.
That lady is not a “real woman role model” because no matter what your measurements are, YOU WILL NEVER LOOK LIKE CHRISTINA HENDRICKS.
Also because the term “real woman” is bullshit and we all know this but I...
I’m kind of happy about how I’m actually really starting to get good at figuring out how to get places in the city
Like for people who’ve lived here for a while, it’s no big deal, but idk, it’s nice to be able to know “oh, I can take that train to get here and then walk two blocks” without having to look it up, you know? It’s the little things,...
Also before anyone says that the reason nobody cares about average sized people is because we don have trouble finding clothes, you have clearly never tried to find a 4 or 6 on a sale rack
IT CANNOT BE DONE
Real problems, you guys
I don’t understand why everything has to be about “fat” versus “stick thin.” Like, are people with normal bodies not part of the dialog here? I’m pretty average. I look really good in some things (jeans with boots, dresses with high waists, loose tops with skinny pants) and really bad in other things (rompers, crop tops, anything drop-waisted). Idk, it’s...
I’m excited about tomorrow guys
I just took a long nap and had this weird dream that Horrible Bosses was actually based on a movie from the 60s that had a musical written about it a while ago, and Kathleen Marshall was reviving the show because of the success of the movie (the show was called Elevator Games, presumably because of the work/office component?) and I was a casting assistant. We wanted Danny Burstein for the Kevin...
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ryeisenberg:
Reblogging this because no one has responded to my job posting yet. Tell your friends!
Reblogging so I can submit for this tomorrow when I have a computer again. I need to be in a work environment of some kind ASAP and have all the skillz to pay the billz for this gig. Keep me in mind, Rebecca!
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A fun fact about me is that six hours is the perfect amount of sleep for me and thirteen hours is also the perfect amount of sleep for me but anything between six and thirteen results in unbearable grogginess.
I got ten hours last night and now I feel like butt.
galentines asked: Who is it you're living with in NY? Like did you know them before? Just been curious~
Amy Ozols just tweeted “Katy Perry is my least favorite human.” Which I can’t screencap because I’m on my phone and lazy, but the point is, Ozols is like my MOST favorite human (TV comedy writer bracket). Also I think we’d really see eye to eye on cats.
Guys
By this time tomorrow, barring unforeseen circumstances, Quiniva and I will have hung out for the first time
This
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I think “Rockstar” is actually a quite acceptable song. The one by Nickelback. I know. I just like songs and stuff that simultaneously skewer and celebrate the vapidity of celebrity culture. It’s kind of like “The Fame,” but more bro-y.
I’m just asking for it now, huh?
I really need to dye my hair bright red again so that I can look like Merida from Brave
Because I didn’t already look like enough cartoon characters already
It’d be awesome, though.
oh i wish i had a boyfriend
wish i had a loving man in my life
i wish i had a father
maybe then i woulda turned out right
but i’m just crazy
leatherpumpkin asked: Apparently they are going to start selling "I survived 2011" t-shirts at my school. You should obviously get one A TRUE SURVIVOR.
Fun fact: the 12 year old I live with (the one who likes Stella) was originally cast as Aubrey Plaza’s sister in Mystery Team, but her reps made her turn it down because the script was too raunchy. So now we’re watching Mystery Team and commenting on how boring the girl who ended up doing the part was. It’s fun.
Hey maybe instead of slap-fighting over whether or not that episode of Doctor Who was sexist we could talk about how I’m really hungry
How about that
Hey guys it’s 5:30 and we’re still awake and this is SO exciting but omg I think Irene is possessing a car alarm somewhere on this block because we’ve been intermittently yelling at the storm and when we do THE ALARM GOES OFF. EVERY TIME. it’s happened thrice now, which is enough to prove that it CAN’T be a coincidence. This is mad creepy.
Anonymous asked: Is Rashida Jones a percent, though?
Man, these weather people have really interesting...
Bea and I are having a Hurricane All-Nighter and it’s very very fun but we are starting to get a little cabin fever.
#THE MORE YOU KNOW
“As we know, Irene is a very, very big storm.”
– TV weather girl thinks we’re all morons
Anonymous asked: What do you think of Rashida Jones? Have you answered this uhhh
wellalright:
remember in second grade when people would be like, “hey, say ‘X’ a bunch of times really fast.”
and then you would and it’d sound like, “sexsexsex” and you’d be like, “gasp, i just said ‘sex’ a bunch of times!!”
i was always paranoid as a kid. no joke was ever just funny, it always had to either end with you getting embarrassed or slapped in the face somehow.
“I was...
