February 2012
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ediebeale:
and when the woman that you wanted goes you can say to yourself, “well, i give what i give” but the woman who won’t wait for you knows that however you live there’s a part of you always standing by mapping out the sky finishing a hat starting on a hat finishing a hat look, i made a hat where there never was a hat.
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I don't know if it's the scrub or the moisturizer...
St. Ives apricot exfoliant for sensitive skin + Philosophy hope in a jar moisturizer, by the way. I have been at odds with my skin since approximately the age of 10 (I’ve never had really bad acne, but I’ve also never had clear, pretty skin — there’s always been one or two blemishes or just terrible tone fucking it all up) so this is nice, that’s all I’m...
Okay, so there's this project in one of my media...
It’s essentially a fantasy football draft, but for TV lineups. We split into groups and create a network lineup from any and all shows currently airing on TV (HBO and Showtime excluded, which sucks, because I was totally planning on stacking the deck with Boardwalk Empire and Game of Thrones — BUT basic cable is on the table, so YAAAY) and then you get the idea. Ugh, I’m so...
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catelyns asked: #how to terrify a republican man: do stuff to their butt...I AM LEGIT CRYING FROM LAUGHTER
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January 2012
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Man, Paul Brittain leaving plus that Gawker blind item alleging that Chris Elliott sent one of his kids to rehab equals bad news bears around these parts, huh?
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BREAKING: Paul Brittain Leaving SNL Immediately |... →
popculturebrain:
Damn, he showed promise. Lord Windermere could have been a new classic.
A source close to the actor tells EW that Brittain “had the opportunity to pursue other projects, and he and the show parted ways amicably.”
… aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand my good day is ruined. RUINED.
It’s gorgeous outside today, I’m wearing a skirt with bicycles on it, and today on the train there was a stunningly well-dressed guy who looked like Aaron Paul sitting across from me, so yeah.
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I wish you guys could see my nails right now.
They don’t photograph very well, but it’s one coat of OPI Teenage Dream over another single coat of OPI Warm and Fozzie, and it’s like this warm caramel golden pink with MEGA SPARKLE OVERLOAD. Seriously, it’s fantastic and I’m gonna keep wearing this combo for-ev-er.
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I'm listening to the OBC of Hairspray for the...
Great score, it holds up, but every time Matthew Morrison opens his mouth I cringe on principle.
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All girls love Chipotle. All guys love The...
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felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
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“People who are cocky and wrong. Elaine May. Walter Matthau. Goofy faces. Stupid...”
– Amy Poehler, on What Makes Her Laugh (via themergencyflashlight
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The Facebook chain letter I want to see.
“A woman went to her gynecologist and said, ‘Doctor, I have a problem. I’m pregnant. I already have two children and neither my husband nor I feel that we are financially or otherwise capable of raising a third child while still giving our two other kids the life and attention they deserve. I want you to end my pregnancy.’ The doctor said ‘Okay, I’ll do...
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HEEEEEEY guess who's home early from class and...
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i love all of you (except for the ones i don't),...
fergaliciousdef:
i’m sorry, but it’s gotten to the point where every. fucking. thing. is offensive. or ~problematic~. i love you guys. and i get angry over certain things too. but sometimes i really wish everyone would just calm the fuck down. just for a second.
yep. this. this exactly. i just… ugh.
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neurotic bespectacled female
seeks gentlemen friend for mischief, tea drinking, dog petting, unstoppable gigglefits, spontaneous kisses in public, and watching bad movies
any similarity in look or temperament to max fischer, sherlock holmes, the professor from gilligan’s island, or roger from 101 dalmatians is much preferred
i am an admirer of floppy hair, wool sweaters, and chin scruff, not to mention old souls,...
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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
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It's gonna be so weird when we're all old and the...
This is making me tear up. Mary Tyler Moore is one...
This just in: Dick Van Dyke remains adorable and...
What is this SAG/AFTRA merger and how does it...
Also this seems like a weird forum in which to announce it but… okay
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
ugh no giamatti speech though
fuck that noise
Paul Giamatti deserves all the awards for Too Big...
Branaghaghnagh Branaghnaghnagh hey hey hey...
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Also does anyone have a link to a livestream of...
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When I saw Kristen Wiig and Paul Feig at the...
Basically, award voters don’t understand that it takes a certain skill set to play a character in such a naturalistic way that the actor just disappears. When you watch Carell (or even Amy Poehler on Parks, another actor who will probably never win an award for their constant fantastic performances in one particular role), they’re so believable that you kind of forget that they are...
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