Anonymous asked: if my us history teacher taught the presidents the way you did i'd have learned a lot more.
a study in tags
#NOOOOO #GET THE FUCK OUT #THIS IS JUST RUDE #LEAVE NOW BEFORE I CALL THE FACE POLICE #TO ARREST YOU FOR BEING SO HORRIBLE #FUCK YOU AND YOUR UNTOUCHABLE FACE #FUCK YOU FOR EXISTING IN THE FIRST PLACE #rashida jones
Bleeeegh. No soy cansado because I took a...
Anonymous asked: I just found your premise-swap for Arrested Development from August. The behind-the-scenes Hollywood one. It's amazing! Every one of your hypothetical careers for the Bluths fit their personalities perfectly!
Anonymous asked: You call yourself non-racist, yet you like a president who committed genocide against people in his own country?
Anonymous asked: who would you say are the top 5 most interesting presidents? i have to do a full research project on one and i dont know who to pick! i know your a history buff so id love some advice, please :) (and no FDR)
Jesus Christ nearly EVERYONE I knew in high school is either pregnant or already has kids. Ugh.
Anonymous asked: during chris rock's thing at the oscars, were people laughing?
I’m home and I feel shiiiiiitty Man This whole being-sick thing really blows I want to sleep for like 48 hours straight and then wake up feeling great again why can’t that be possible
I would say I felt like crap, but that would be...
I mean — goooooooooooood morning!!!! Balls.
Now I think I will just eat cheese and then go to...
jonimitzer asked: Please don't be offended by this but I wish you'd just put on a fedora and go drown yourself, I mean honestly! Who do you think you are! You're gonna die alone and not even WORMS are gonna eat your face -- that's how awful you are! But like... no offense. Don't be offended by this. I'm not saying things that would hurt your feelings, so I don't want you to have a...
dancepetunia asked: Everything you said about the Republican candidates are so correct. Spot on! Also... I agree with you about Huntsman. How was he not the clear front-runner?
youcancallme-em-deactivated2012 asked: For what it's worth, I agree with that anon. I wish I was half as awesome and funny as you are.
Anonymous asked: Why do so many people on tumblr hate you? You're pretty in an unconventional way. And you speak your mind about things. Just because you don't agree with others, doesn't mean people have to despise you.
'Descendants' Writers Sell Pitch With Kristen Wiig... →
Well this sounds like something I’d watch.
Anonymous asked: Your icon picture is absolutely gorgeous. It looks so professional, like someone photographed you for an article or something. IT'S LOVELY.
Anonymous asked: You said that other anon seems like a terrible judge of character because they think Ron Paul is significantly better than Romney/Santorum/Gingrich - do you think he's worse, or do you just disagree that he's better than the rest of them? I'm just curious.
Anonymous asked: Please don’t be offended when I say this, but from your blog, you seem like a hideous, terrible person who never admits when she's wrong and will end up dying alone.
Anonymous asked: You look like Peggy's lesbian friend in Mad Men played by Zosia Mamet. Or at least you do in the pictures I've seen. I mean this as a compliment.
Anonymous asked: Why do you hate Ron Paul? He seems a lot better than the other republican candidates.
Anonymous asked: Jesus Christ you're ugly.
Anonymous asked: You really should get bangs again. You look cute with it!
jonimitzer asked: Remember in the park when that little kid's stroller was rolling away down that bridge? And we were joking about it rolling into the ravine below? ...How did none of us get sent into a Third Star induced fit?
In case you were wondering, I still feel like...
Anonymous asked: Idk my bff stephen hawking...
When I make my Lena Dunham-esque navel-gazing...
Oh god I forgot to mention this earlier, but I had a really terrible, epic, three-plotline dream last night and one of the plots was that I had been raped by one of the Duggar boys (one of the older ones, obviously) and the case was at trial, but the guy was obviously going to get off because they’re ~good Christian men~ and the defense was that I was ~asking for it~ by not being a good...
NEW NT LIVE FRANKENSTEIN TRAILER →
alpalpal: sherlockholmesfanart: carnivaloftherandom: With the encore screenings announced, the National Theatre has released a new trailer for the acclaimed production starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Jonny Lee Miller Not Sherlock Holmes related, but sooooo super excited for this. Encore screenings?? WHERE????? WHEN?????? (LIZZZZZZZZ!!!!!) ...
So I’ve been listening to Reign of Terror for a solid three weeks or so (I mean, obviously I’ve also listening to a lot of other stuff, but it’s been in heavy rotation since it leaked for me) and three weeks is pretty much as long as it takes for me to formally decide that I like or don’t like an album. And the verdict? Yay. Four for you, Miller and Krauss. This post is...
stupidlittletuftybeard asked: I would go as often as possible just for that massive blue whale.
reimagineering replied to your post: Further proof that my mom and I are, indeed, related: I thought that museum was always free. Technically you can go and say, “Hey, I’m not going to pay the ‘suggested admission fee,’” but they shake you down for it anyway, and besides, museums are underfunded and I’d feel bad not paying something to get in. But now I...
Further proof that my mom and I are, indeed,...
Her idea of a fun whim purchase is a membership to the American Museum of Natural History. I get to go to my favorite museum for free for a year, y’all.
Wow, I feel physically awful today!
That sore throat last night was just a reckoning! Woke up with a raging sore throat, stuffy head, achy body, et cetera! And I have a really fucking busy day too! Ugh. To hell with this. I’m home now and I’m not going back out to class. It’s my favorite one, but I can’t sit through it. I just want to fall over and die.
I need to go the fuck to sleep.
Sometimes writing makes me want to rip out all my hair and scream, but other times it’s incredibly therapeutic and in any case, when I look back and see that I’ve put actual ideas and shit on the page, I’m pretty happy. I guess that means I might be doing it right.