Boyfriends. How does one go about obtaining one? I ask for research purposes only, of course.
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spacefunk said:
Pancakes.
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smoothjamiem said:
I imagine you can get them over Amazon. Just make sure you get him shipped overnight…or include special instructions to poke holes in the box.
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astringofpearls said:
Let them come to you. I know it’s cliche, but it works. Also, get the object of your affection shitfaced and then make out with him. That also works.
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mayor-letao said:
Same, re: girlfriends.
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sarahnoodles said:
Boyfrendz. How do dey werk?
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bemyonly said:
You’re pretty and likable, but its all about finding the certain type of guy you like. Pay for a cute guy’s coffee or something, then strike up a convo if you can.
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kismoirails said:
You’ll need some type of bait, wet cat food is recommended, and a large, spring loaded trap. Or, wait, that could be raccoons. I get them mixed up from time to time.
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winterfelle said:
I can’t flirt for shit. I always come off as creepy. So when you get your research results, I would like to read them, please.
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galentines said:
seriously
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