astringofpearls replied to your post: Boyfriends. How does one go about obtaining one? I…

Let them come to you. I know it’s cliche, but it works. Also, get the object of your affection shitfaced and then make out with him. That also works.

That would require having an actual object of affection, though. That’s always my main problem — I’m never really around anyone I’d have a chance at liking, and when I do, I’m never the one they like — just the weird sarcastic girl who’s kind of nice but not like anyone you’d wanna make out with? It’s such a bummer. I don’t usually take these things seriously, but for some reason I’m just kind of reflecting on this stuff tonight and man, it’s been a while (almost three years, jesus!) since I’ve really had a paramour of any sort. How lame.