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garlandgrey:

DON’T FUCKING DO IT: 20 Reasons You Never Want To Ever Date A Writer
We will demolish you.
Don’t EVER let us write about you.
You will never know us.
We aren’t ever really listening.
We will never romance you with words.
You will never survive the onslaught of talking.
Don’t EVER let us get between you and your own emotions.
We could convince you of pretty much anything.
No moment will ever be private.
You will dream about us for years.
We will never give you any sort of closure.
We get sad sometimes.
We will tell our friends all of your secrets.
We have already chosen writing over you.
We will come up with theories.
We will be really condescending about everything.
The more we like you, the more we will attempt to demolish you.
We are all a bunch of bullies.
Sometimes, we’re just fucking with you.
You will one day regret having met us.
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k-troll:

garlandgrey:

DON’T FUCKING DO IT: 20 Reasons You Never Want To Ever Date A Writer

  1. We will demolish you.
  2. Don’t EVER let us write about you.
  3. You will never know us.
  4. We aren’t ever really listening.
  5. We will never romance you with words.
  6. You will never survive the onslaught of talking.
  7. Don’t EVER let us get between you and your own emotions.
  8. We could convince you of pretty much anything.
  9. No moment will ever be private.
  10. You will dream about us for years.
  11. We will never give you any sort of closure.
  12. We get sad sometimes.
  13. We will tell our friends all of your secrets.
  14. We have already chosen writing over you.
  15. We will come up with theories.
  16. We will be really condescending about everything.
  17. The more we like you, the more we will attempt to demolish you.
  18. We are all a bunch of bullies.
  19. Sometimes, we’re just fucking with you.
  20. You will one day regret having met us.

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A handy guide.

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