rachaelsdangerdays:

“And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters.” - Deuteronomy 28:53

lol but srssly. I hate when people say this.

But does the Bible come with helpful tips on repairing buttons, removing mustard stains from cotton, or getting out of going to boring things? No? Pretty sure an actual manual for life would come in handier in these situations.

(Source: rachaelthecatlady)

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    That is a prediction of what will happen, because of a siege. It is not a commandment to eat your kids. It’s better to...

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    I almost peed myself when I read this. Manual for life = the Bible. Excuse me while I go laugh for the rest of the...

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    But does the Bible come with helpful tips on repairing buttons, removing mustard stains from cotton, or getting out of...

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