Jan. 25, 2012 at 10:53am with 29 notes
Reblogged from tallwhitney
I like to imagine that the editors of magazines like Star and Us Weekly have big targets with different adjectives inside the different sections painted on the walls of their offices, and that each week’s copy is determined by picking a celebrity, putting a blindfold on an intern and having them play pin the tail on the donkey wherein whatever word they tap — pregnant, divorcing, drug addict, anorexic, etc. — is the story they write. There’s probably someone at each of those magazines whose sole job it is to find terrible pictures of Angelina Jolie. They probably have an assistant whose only job is to collect photos of Jennifer Aniston looking slightly pregnant. Also I bet writing those stories is just the easiest, most mind-numbingly great job ever. Fanfiction about famous thin people, sometimes with product placement! Why don’t I work for OK! or something? HIRE ME, SILLY MAGAZINES! HIRE ME!

I like to imagine that the editors of magazines like Star and Us Weekly have big targets with different adjectives inside the different sections painted on the walls of their offices, and that each week’s copy is determined by picking a celebrity, putting a blindfold on an intern and having them play pin the tail on the donkey wherein whatever word they tap — pregnant, divorcing, drug addict, anorexic, etc. — is the story they write.

There’s probably someone at each of those magazines whose sole job it is to find terrible pictures of Angelina Jolie. They probably have an assistant whose only job is to collect photos of Jennifer Aniston looking slightly pregnant.

Also I bet writing those stories is just the easiest, most mind-numbingly great job ever. Fanfiction about famous thin people, sometimes with product placement! Why don’t I work for OK! or something? HIRE ME, SILLY MAGAZINES! HIRE ME!

(Source: tallwhitney)

  1. jellabyjones reblogged this from lizdexia and added:
    The headline about Katy Perry...Russel Brand’s divorce
  2. hyruleheroacademy reblogged this from lizdexia
  3. silverrdoe reblogged this from ryanhatesthis and added:
    gpoy (minus the 98 lbs part)
  4. lizdexia reblogged this from tallwhitney and added:
    I like to imagine that the editors of magazines like Star and Us Weekly have big targets with different adjectives...
  5. extrafirmhold said: Something something headline something COCAINE
  6. thedorseyshawexperience reblogged this from tallwhitney and added:
    i think we can blame cocaine for everything going on here. now i’m going to have “Blame it on the Rain” stuck in my head...
  7. ryanhatesthis reblogged this from tallwhitney and added:
    Wow, that sure is a lot of things.
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