Every time I see someone I know is now in a relationship on Facebook, I get super discouraged, ‘cause it’s like, dude, if that idiot can get another human to take a liking to them in a romantic kind of way, I should be rolling in dicks right now.

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  4. monalisas-madhatters said: just goes to show that there are too many idiots in the world.
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  6. nomi-malone said: You could have had it alllll, rolling in the diiiiiicks
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    could stop it, my brain played Adele singing “Rolling In The Dicks”
  8. accioalena said: This is how I see it: they’re in a relationship with another idiot. Don’t worry, someone will come along.
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