that I am a big fan of Judaism. It has given us many things that I love: bagels, great comedians and musical theater writers/performers, Yiddish slang, some of my dearest friends. Totally not throwing shade at the Jewish people here.
However, I have no love whatsoever for Brooklyn Hasidim who drive as if they exist in a perpetual game of Donkey Kong.
I have nearly been hit FIVE TIMES in the past THREE DAYS in my neighborhood. I’m not even jaywalking or crossing against the light! I’m just trying to go on a run or get home from the train! It’s frankly starting to get pretty Final Destination-y. I’m wondering if perhaps I should just accept that it is my fate to be mowed down while crossing at a stoplight by a Hasidic woman in a black SUV.
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- ryancox said: The best was when hasidics tried getting rid of bike lanes in Brooklyn because they were offended by girls wearing “overtly sexual bike riding outfits”.
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- ibikeinheels said: Trust me, reform Jews like Hasidim even less than you do. Fucking overt patriarchy.
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