July 8, 2012
fic: war room (veep/parks and rec au crossover, r, 2571 words)

Seriously. It’s cold as balls. Amy’s pretty sure that if she had balls, they would be frozen completely off by this point. She’s aware this is history, blah blah blah, no one expected the two-woman ticket to be elected once, let alone twice, but after spending the past four years pretty much doing nothing, no one in their party is exactly feeling exalted to be here. They’re sitting around on the Capitol steps, which are packed to the fucking gills with spectators in “Knope We Can” gear, waving around signs and banners and shit, and their lips are all turning blue as they smile through Scotty McCreery warbling “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” accompanied by a cellist from the National Symphony Orchestra.

assorted scenes from the second term of the knope-meyer administration. contents include barracuda barkley, jonah-snarking, clean jobs headaches, universal health care, bruce springsteen, dick cakes, dick pics, and a cameo from everyone’s favorite snl political dude. yes we can’t not knope!

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  6. lasertweezers said: Soo I started watching Veep so I could read this fic. Totally worth it, and not just because Veep is actually pretty fantastic. Awesome stuff!
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    “KNOPE: ‘OVARIES BEFORE BROVARIES’” reads the headline on HuffPo. Rachel Maddow stands and salutes them both during her...
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    this is so funny and good, please read!
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    So this awesome piece of crossover between Veep and Parks and Rec was written, and I kind of contributed, so if you ever...
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    Hey gang! I posted this at like 4am last night but I’m really proud of it and it seemed like a lot of people wanted to...
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  21. numbtongue said: the fact that this is only fanfic is one of the harshest facts of reality i’ve ever had to face.