Anonymous asked: describe your current sexual frustration
Honestly, all I’ve done for like the past 24 hours is watch Breaking Bad and then talk about how in my version of Magic Mike, Aaron Paul would play the Channing Tatum role (also my version of Magic Mike would be a lot more like the Step Up franchise, where a group of ragtag wannabe male strippers — Aaron Paul, Paul Brittain, Mark Ruffalo, and Jon Hamm — go head-to-head in a strip-off with a slick group from across the pond, including Henry Cavill, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Andrew Garfield. The whole thing is just about roving gangs of male strippers.), so really? Just… give me Aaron Paul. Bring him to me.
I’m more sleepy than anything, though. Been up since 9pm last night. I just wanna take a nap.