July 20, 2012

So do you fall in love with the turkey sandwich, despite the fact that you’re a strict vegetarian?

It’s actually a hot love triangle between me, turkey sandwich, and Cato from Hunger Games.

Spoiler: it turns into a hot threesome, and then Katherine Heigl gets trampled while trying to buy a flat-screen.

  1. howtosquanderpotential said: this exchange is the highlight of my friday evening. :’(
  2. alexleefitz said: Well, I don’t see why this can’t make a billion dollars at the box office. We can be a Lennon and Garant-style screenwriting duo.
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