GUESS WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND JUST SUCCESSFULLY REPLICATED THE FORMULA FOR CHICK-FIL-A DIPPING SAUCE IN HER VERY OWN KITCHEN
ME, ME, ME, IT’S ME, MOTHERFUCKERS
NO LONGER SHALL MY YEN FOR DELICIOUS SAUCES SUPPORT THE ESTABLISHMENT OF CORPORATE HOMOPHOBIA
FOR I HAVE FOUND A RECIPE THAT IS THE NECTAR OF THE GODS (THOUGH NOT THE FAR-RIGHT CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN GOD)
AND I SHALL CONSUME IT WITH CHICKEN STRIPS AND WAFFLE FRIES OF MY OWN COOKING (OR OF MY OWN TOASTER-OVEN-HEATING MORE LIKE) IN ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES
WE SHALL ALL BE SAVED!!!
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goodnessandtruth reblogged this from lizdexia and added:
Polynesian sauce???? For the love of all that is good please share it!
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noelanthony said:
Can you post the recipe or is this like a coming-of-age trial thing and I have to do it myself
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realfromunreal said:
this is a magical post. i can feel the excitement and fury radiating through the internet.
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cosmodolphin said:
DEAR GOD WHAT IS IT?!
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