Hot Professor:

• Mark Ruffalo
• Steve Carell
• Michael Showalter (even moreso now that he’s an actual professor)
• Jon Stewart
• Jon Hamm

Friend’s Dad*:

• Jason Bateman
• Bob Odenkirk
• Stephen Colbert
• Thomas Lennon
• Bill Murray

Indie Movie Love Interest:

• Ryan Gosling
• Aaron Paul
• Bill Hader
• Jason Schwartzman
• Adam Scott
• Ben Schwartz
• Benedict Cumberbatch (judge all you want, I don’t care, for God said “Let there be cheekbones” and lo, there were, and they were magnificent)

I Wish I Could Quit You (Just Kidding I Don’t Wish That At All):

• Seth Meyers
• Jimmy Fallon

I Don’t Know Whether I Want To Date You Or Be You:

• Rashida Jones
• Diane Kruger
• Lizzy Caplan
• Kate McKinnon

Let’s Just Be Friends, But Like, Really Good Friends Who Text Each Other Pictures of Puppies We Meet:

• John Mayer
• Robert Pattinson

“I’m In Love With My Best Friend” Material:

• Jennifer Lawrence 
• Kristen Stewart
• Emma Stone
• Miley Cyrus
• Daniel Radcliffe

Guys My Own Age Who Would Never Date Me In A Million Years:

• Ezra Miller
• Josh Hutcherson

* Just thought of another way to explain the Friend’s Dad crush, which is that, like, yeeah, you have a crush on them a little bit, but you’d never give them a blowjob. That’s about all there is to it.

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