September 25, 2012
crushes by category

Hot Professor:

  • Mark Ruffalo
  • Steve Carell
  • Michael Showalter (even moreso now that he’s an actual professor)
  • Jon Stewart
  • Jon Hamm

Friend’s Dad*:

  • Jason Bateman
  • Bob Odenkirk
  • Stephen Colbert
  • Thomas Lennon
  • Bill Murray

Indie Movie Love Interest:

  • Ryan Gosling
  • Aaron Paul
  • Bill Hader
  • Jason Schwartzman
  • Adam Scott
  • Ben Schwartz
  • Benedict Cumberbatch (judge all you want, I don’t care, for God said “Let there be cheekbones” and lo, there were, and they were magnificent)

I Wish I Could Quit You (Just Kidding I Don’t Wish That At All):

  • Seth Meyers
  • Jimmy Fallon

I Don’t Know Whether I Want To Date You Or Be You:

  • Rashida Jones
  • Diane Kruger
  • Lizzy Caplan
  • Kate McKinnon

Let’s Just Be Friends, But Like, Really Good Friends Who Text Each Other Pictures of Puppies We Meet:

  • John Mayer
  • Robert Pattinson

“I’m In Love With My Best Friend” Material:

  • Jennifer Lawrence 
  • Kristen Stewart
  • Emma Stone
  • Miley Cyrus
  • Daniel Radcliffe

Guys My Own Age Who Would Never Date Me In A Million Years:

  • Ezra Miller
  • Josh Hutcherson

* Just thought of another way to explain the Friend’s Dad crush, which is that, like, yeeah, you have a crush on them a little bit, but you’d never give them a blowjob. That’s about all there is to it.

  1. jerssica reblogged this from lizdexia and added:
    Fact: this list is perfection.
  2. alexleefitz said: Good list, no, GREAT list.
  3. luxeington said: I REALLY WANNA DO THIS LOL
  4. ohonestly said: this is magnificent
  5. nrrrdbird reblogged this from lizdexia
  6. kittygalaxy said: “the crush list,” haha. reminds me of “the boyfriend list” which actually was a good YA novel, surprisingly!
  7. satirically-yours said: I agree with like 75% of these
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