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♥ Valentine’s Day ‘11 ♥ : MommyJacking!

What were you thinking of doing for Valentine’s Day? Cooking a romantic dinner? Going on a moonlit stroll with your partner and/or dog? Well, forget that stuff. Why celebrate a contrived holiday with the same old cliched activities when you could celebrate a real holiday: Logan’s birthday!

Love wasn’t “born” on Valentine’s Day. But Logan was. Nothing really “changed” because of Valentine’s Day. But Logan changed S.’s whole world. The day he was born, that stupid, commercial, multi-million dollar industry known as “the day for lovers” ceased to exist. In fact, February 14th is now known in certain circles as “Logan’s Day.” You should celebrate his day and do the same.

(submitted by Anonymous)

Oh my god this is too great. HERP DERP WHY ARE YOU CELEBRATING VALENTINE’S DAY DON’T YOU KNOW THAT MY SON’S (LOGAN) BIRTHDAY IS MORE IMPORTANT YOU HAVE TO CELEBRATE MY SON’S (LOGAN) BIRTHDAY

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   crap like this on statuses.

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   rather appropriate considering we are celebrating LOGAN’S BIRTHDAY today! I’d rather celebrate

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    Day” by dressing up as Wolverine...first person I see on the bus.

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    GRRRR. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE.

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    your son’s birthday?

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    too great. HERP DERP WHY ARE YOU CELEBRATING VALENTINE’S DAY DON’T YOU KNOW THAT MY SON’S (LOGAN) BIRTHDAY IS MORE...

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    logic — “we don’t need...observe Valentine’s Day, it’s our son’s birthday” —

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