Self-explanatory.

I know a lot of people are gonna be like, “HEY, WHY ISN’T LENO A SLYTHERIN?!” but to me, out of all the working late night hosts, David Letterman most exemplifies the qualities of Slytherin house — cunning, wit, ambition, all that stuff. Leno is probably a Slytherin, all right, but he’s more like a Dolores Umbridge. The rest are completely obvious. Conan is clearly a Gryffindor — actually, he might even be a long-lost Weasley. Jon Stewart is the most Ravenclaw of them all; wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure and all that. And Jimmy Fallon is clearly a Hufflepuff. Come on.

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   This makes too much sense.

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    Not a Harry potter fan, but for this it’s gryffindor & ravenclaw all the way motherfucker!!!!

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    conan’s just a gryffindor because of his hair color but hey, is jimmy fallon drinking a lemonade? i love that guy.

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