Please Like Me

1) The 2) Gravy 3) Boat 4) Light 5) House

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:34:28 -0700

A+ 10/10 EVERYBODY SHUT IT DOWN THIS IS THE BEST ANSWER

puppies, jonah, lemonade, comedy, and cool shoes

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:16:45 -0700

I LIKE THIS ANSWER ALL OF THESE ARE THINGS I ENJOY

NYC, fuckyeahguyswithrolledupsleeves, kickass graphic design, theatre things, consistent and high-quality hilarity and wit

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:11:33 -0700

<3 ILY

Five things: Hunger Games victor bios (GOD THOSE WERE SO GOOD), Central Park (you and allyspock with the epic photoshoots), John Mulaney (mainly because of your fake TV show that fooled pretty much everyone), SNL (your blog was one of the first ones I followed that frequently liveblogged it), and that condition you have where you can't form images in your head. I don't know you well, but I'd guess that your condition has actually contributed to your creative outlets, not hindered them.

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:10:50 -0700

Good call on all of these. In regards to the last one, though, it’s been both a blessing and a curse. It’s really fucked me over in some aspects relating to writing, especially for the screen, because so much of effective screenwriting has to do with coming up with compelling visual images and translating them to the page, so that they can again be turned into images. It’s definitely helped me to use words more efficiently, but it just feels like there’s this huge gap in my skill set that everyone else has. If I had the choice, I’d definitely want a “normal” brain.

1. New York 2. SNL 3. Hair Wands 4. Mark Ruffalo 5. Russia

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:04:47 -0700

I should make these the SEO keywords for my blog tbh.

feminism, tv, sondheim, intelligence, nyc

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:04:32 -0700

GR8 ANSWERS I LIKE THIS A LOT THANKS BARBARA <3

What are the top five things you associate with me?

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:49:04 -0700

characters pairings shows objects jokes memes games etc

WHAT IF YOU GUYS DID THIS

"It’s about making the whole thing funny, not just you. When I was growing up, I was more into..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:07:19 -0700

“It’s about making the whole thing funny, not just you. When I was growing up, I was more into comedy ensembles, like Monty Python or the old Preston Sturges films. Where everybody is funny, even the guy who only has one line. That seemed so much cooler than one guy who’s allowed to be funny, and everyone else is just background. That gets old after, 30, 40 minutes.”

- Bill Hader in Rolling Stone

No but seriously if your favorite One Direction boy is Harry you can fuck right off right now Zayn...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:45:07 -0700

No but seriously if your favorite One Direction boy is Harry you can fuck right off right now

Zayn and Niall are the only real acceptable answers but I guess Louis is okay as well

And then there’s the other one

But seriously, no love for Harry

bellasiel: lizdexia replied to your post: that guy with the z name (zade? zac? idk Im too… ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:33:52 -0700

bellasiel:

lizdexia replied to your post: that guy with the z name (zade? zac? idk Im too…

ZAYN, BRIDGET. ALSO, HE IS LIKE 20 OR 21. AND HE HAD AN EMOTIONAL ARC IN THE ORIGINAL X FACTOR SEASON ABOUT NOT KNOWING HOW TO DANCE. YOU SHOULD KNOW THESE THINGS.

he can’t dance AND its not illegal for me to have sex with him??? looks things are shaping up for the old bridgester.

You’ll have to fight me for him.

As an adult, you reread Pippi Longstocking and find yourself really sympathizing with the villainous...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:10:38 -0700

As an adult, you reread Pippi Longstocking and find yourself really sympathizing with the villainous social workers who just wanted the eight-year-old orphan who lived alone with a pet monkey to go to school and stop endangering the other neighborhood children.

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:33:23 -0700

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Homemade deep pit and corn on the cob. It’s disgusting...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:17:51 -0700

Homemade deep pit and corn on the cob. It’s disgusting outside, but still, it’s Memorial Day weekend! #noms

Good news, everybody. We skipped summer and went straight to...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:36:50 -0700

Good news, everybody. We skipped summer and went straight to fall. Ugh.

This is probably TMI but whatever, I had a dream last night that I totally boned Zach Woods and even in the dream I distinctly remember thinking "Liz is gonna frickin' kill me."

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:59:18 -0700

Yeah. Yeah, I would have to kill you. Except last night I dreamed that I met Stephen Sondheim and had a really long conversation with him, so dreamworld Liz can’t even be mad.

But still. Watch your back, dreamworld Alex.

I am having feelings over this picture you guys.

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:11:10 -0700

I am having feelings over this picture you guys.

No you’re crying from the last chapter of Charlotte’s Web

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:44:18 -0700

No you’re crying from the last chapter of Charlotte’s Web

I just saw this on Pinterest and now I can’t stop laughing

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:50:18 -0700

I just saw this on Pinterest and now I can’t stop laughing

Hey gang guess who just made some awesome chicken fingers with nothin’ but chicken, an egg,...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:22:31 -0700

Hey gang guess who just made some awesome chicken fingers with nothin’ but chicken, an egg, breadcrumbs and ranch dressing mix? Chalk one up for the Pinterest recipes, I guess.

UPDATE: they pronounce baby baby breighleighy as BRY-LEE

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:49:00 -0700

THAT IS EVEN WORSE.

But thank you for updating because I honestly would have wondered for the rest of the day.