THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS TIGGERS WILL FUCK UP YOUR MORNING JOG
why doesn’t Moriarty blink ever????
Pretty sure I just ate the Swanson Family Moonshine version of chocolate cake.
SQUOOsqueeMEEPpaYEEderp - Cheryl
HER EYES WERE LIKE TWO BROWN CIRCLES WITH BIG BLACK DOTS IN THE CENTER.
John and Mary had never met. THEY WERE LIKE TWO HUMMINGBIRDS WHO HAD ALSO NEVER MET.
McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the ground like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.
JAMES FRANCO, IS THIS YOU?
BOW DOWN TO THESE FIERCE BITCHES, PLEASE
Keep in mind that there is a pretty wide circle of people in the Tumblr user Venn Diagram who:
- Are more or less happy with Tumblr the way that it...
I wanna go back in time to like 10th century Northern Europe so I can get my hair all done up in neat intricate braids.
there are so many people on here who i idolized for so long that are aggressively negative and opinionated about media and fandom and stuff
She believes in me.My mom: Oh, so did you take your laundry out again and have someone do it for you again?Me: Yeeeaaah...it's only a few dollars more and they do a better job.... ...
Boys who say Emma Watson is their celebrity crush
That is as creative as you get?
That’s like saying your favorite band is The...
apparently saying very seriously that you would “bang zayn malik so hard he forgets who he is” is something that will shock a group of teen girls