October 21, 2012
Currently in search of a Girl Talk Partner.

Duties include being around, providing me with wine and snacks on certain occasions, letting me talk about my trivial Girl Problems, and having me do the same for you.

No jealousy, cattiness, or making it all about you allowed. That is not what Girl Talk is about. It is about TALKING OUT YOUR PROBLEMS TO SOMEONE WHO WON’T JUDGE YOU EVEN THOUGH THEY MAY VERY WELL BE FRIVOLOUS AND TRIVIAL AND STUPID. Being supportive is important! So is being good with interjections such as “Oh no, that bitch did not!” and “What a douchebag! I hope he wakes up with a spider in his ear!” Because sometimes those are things you need to hear.

Apply within, or whatever.

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Filed under: bah 
September 24, 2011

I’m glad we’re all on board with my newish FNL love and if you’re not, you can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE

GET THE HELL OUT

I need the gif of Tobias kicking over that chair here but all my gifs are on my desktop which I don’t have.

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Filed under: bah but still for future reference: this is a tyra love blog too all the girls on this show are WONDERFUL 
September 19, 2011
This day was way too long.

On the other hand, I made more friends in Women’s Studies today. One of whom might come with me to the New Yorker Festival AD panel, because we are kindred comedy spirits. So that’s cool.

However, seriously, MTA? Second week in a row you’ve pulled a bizarre reroute boner on your loyal passengers. I get that America is, in general, overweight, but you don’t have to take it upon yourselves to be like “Sry guise, we’re stalled, you gotta get up and walk five blocks to the Q once we finally drag your asses to the next station.” You’re not solving anything, anyway, ‘cuz I took a bus.

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Filed under: bah i'm le tired i want food 
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