February 18, 2013
Anna Kendrick in the Last Five Years is SUPER confirmed, Jamie still not cast

atardisonacloud:

In a recent interview with Collider.com, ‘Beautiful Creatures’ director Richard LaGravenese revealed that he is currently working on an indie film adaptation of the off-Broadway musical THE LAST FIVE YEARS. The show appeared off-Broadway in 2002 and will be revived at New York’s Second Stage Theatre this April.

The love story is all-sung and features just two characters. “[It’s] about a young man and young woman in their 20’s who meet, fall in love, get married and break up, all in the span of five years,” explains the director. “All of her songs start at the end of their relationship and go to the beginning, and all of his songs start at the beginning and go to the end…It goes back and forth like that.”

LaGravenese went on to reveal that Hollywood ‘It Girl’ Anna Kendrick is attached to play the female lead while the male role remains uncast. With a minimal budget of $2 million, the director explained that the indie film will be shot on digital with a quick 22-day production schedule. “It’s a really small thing. So, we’ll see,” he commented.

Written by Jason Robert Brown, The Last Five Years explores a five-year relationship between Jamie Wellerstein, a rising novelist, and Cathy Hyatt, a struggling actress. The show uses a form of storytelling in which Cathy’s story is told in reverse chronological order (beginning the show at the end of the marriage), and Jamie’s is told in chronological order (starting just after the couple have first met). The characters do not directly interact except for a wedding song in the middle as their timelines intersect.

Ugh, I can’t figure out whether or not to be excited about this.

(Source: mike-warren, via bemyonly)

November 16, 2012
Inspired by that viral Guy’s American Kitchen review everyone’s talking about, here are my own feelings regarding the poster for the upcoming non-Garry-Marshall rom-com Playing for Keeps.
Is this the most random cast of any romantic comedy ever? Look, I’d see a movie where Uma Thurman and Catherine Zeta-Jones play gal pals who drink a lot of wine or whatever, because those two ladies were like, one and two on my sixth grade Favorite Actresses Ever list (this was 2003, so both Chicago and Kill Bill were pretty fresh in the cultural eye at the time). But why are they sharing screentime with Gerard Butler, who is second only to Channing Tatum on my list of ostensibly “sexy” men who look to me as if they were carved out of some sort of root vegetable? 
Why is Dennis Quaid’s career having this crazy resurgence all of a sudden? 
Wait, is Vegas still on or did that get canceled? 
Was he in Hatfields and McCoys too or am I getting my period pieces mixed up? 
Is Dennis Quaid also on Hell on Wheels?
If he’s not, why isn’t he?
Can we all just agree to stop giving Jessica Biel acting jobs and let her quietly go about her life as a living example of why bangs aren’t for everyone?
Why does this poster look like something I’d halfheartedly throw together for a “give me some actors and I’ll put them in a movie” meme, but only if they weren’t really people I knew much about so I had to just look at Google Images for some pictures of them that look kind of like they go together? 
What’s up with the primary-colored school picture day backgrounds? 
Why aren’t any of the actors looking in the same direction?
Why is only Gerard Butler looking at the camera?
Why does Gerard Butler’s picture look as though it was taken specifically for the poster (with flash, even!) and everyone else look like they were hastily cut out from production stills?
Is this the laziest poster job ever?
How much did this graphic designer get paid?
Is it possible that the graphic designer is actually a raging alcoholic/drug addict who sloughs all of his work off onto his unpaid interns, who in turn put together the ugliest poster jobs ever in order to make their boss look bad, but he doesn’t even notice because he’s super coked up all the time?
The movie itself, from what I could tell from the trailer that played before Pitch Perfect last month, is about a former pro soccer player who has to coach his kid’s soccer team and then Catherine Zeta-Jones tries to seduce him (both metaphorically and literally) with a fancy sports reporting job, but what does this tagline have to do with any of that?
Seriously, what the hell is Dennis Quaid doing in this thing? Doesn’t he have like ten different jobs on various sepia-toned costume dramas?
Is Catherine Zeta-Jones still bummed about being replaced in the T-Mobile ads by that young hot girl who looks just like her? Does she want me to bring some cheese over to her place so we can talk it out?
If this is a movie ostensibly about soccer (or at least in which soccer serves as a metaphor for THE GAME OF LIFE), why isn’t there so much as a single soccer ball anywhere on this poster?
Why did they photoshop Jessica Biel into Sofia Vergara?
Is there a cute puppy in this movie? I bet there’s a scene or two with a cute puppy.
Who wants to see this with me on opening night?

Inspired by that viral Guy’s American Kitchen review everyone’s talking about, here are my own feelings regarding the poster for the upcoming non-Garry-Marshall rom-com Playing for Keeps.

  • Is this the most random cast of any romantic comedy ever? Look, I’d see a movie where Uma Thurman and Catherine Zeta-Jones play gal pals who drink a lot of wine or whatever, because those two ladies were like, one and two on my sixth grade Favorite Actresses Ever list (this was 2003, so both Chicago and Kill Bill were pretty fresh in the cultural eye at the time). But why are they sharing screentime with Gerard Butler, who is second only to Channing Tatum on my list of ostensibly “sexy” men who look to me as if they were carved out of some sort of root vegetable? 
  • Why is Dennis Quaid’s career having this crazy resurgence all of a sudden? 
  • Wait, is Vegas still on or did that get canceled? 
  • Was he in Hatfields and McCoys too or am I getting my period pieces mixed up? 
  • Is Dennis Quaid also on Hell on Wheels?
  • If he’s not, why isn’t he?
  • Can we all just agree to stop giving Jessica Biel acting jobs and let her quietly go about her life as a living example of why bangs aren’t for everyone?
  • Why does this poster look like something I’d halfheartedly throw together for a “give me some actors and I’ll put them in a movie” meme, but only if they weren’t really people I knew much about so I had to just look at Google Images for some pictures of them that look kind of like they go together? 
  • What’s up with the primary-colored school picture day backgrounds? 
  • Why aren’t any of the actors looking in the same direction?
  • Why is only Gerard Butler looking at the camera?
  • Why does Gerard Butler’s picture look as though it was taken specifically for the poster (with flash, even!) and everyone else look like they were hastily cut out from production stills?
  • Is this the laziest poster job ever?
  • How much did this graphic designer get paid?
  • Is it possible that the graphic designer is actually a raging alcoholic/drug addict who sloughs all of his work off onto his unpaid interns, who in turn put together the ugliest poster jobs ever in order to make their boss look bad, but he doesn’t even notice because he’s super coked up all the time?
  • The movie itself, from what I could tell from the trailer that played before Pitch Perfect last month, is about a former pro soccer player who has to coach his kid’s soccer team and then Catherine Zeta-Jones tries to seduce him (both metaphorically and literally) with a fancy sports reporting job, but what does this tagline have to do with any of that?
  • Seriously, what the hell is Dennis Quaid doing in this thing? Doesn’t he have like ten different jobs on various sepia-toned costume dramas?
  • Is Catherine Zeta-Jones still bummed about being replaced in the T-Mobile ads by that young hot girl who looks just like her? Does she want me to bring some cheese over to her place so we can talk it out?
  • If this is a movie ostensibly about soccer (or at least in which soccer serves as a metaphor for THE GAME OF LIFE), why isn’t there so much as a single soccer ball anywhere on this poster?
  • Why did they photoshop Jessica Biel into Sofia Vergara?
  • Is there a cute puppy in this movie? I bet there’s a scene or two with a cute puppy.
  • Who wants to see this with me on opening night?

October 21, 2012
annperkins:


Get ready!!

annperkins:

Get ready!!

(Source: nbcsnl)

October 15, 2012

I guess this Poehler/Fey thing is going to be cool but you all really need to calm your tits.

August 2, 2012
I would just like to take a moment to address the fact that I’m just now realizing how much former Backstreet Boy AJ McLean looked like a guy who lives in his basement blogging about misandry.

I would just like to take a moment to address the fact that I’m just now realizing how much former Backstreet Boy AJ McLean looked like a guy who lives in his basement blogging about misandry.

July 18, 2012

Hey what if I updated my Parks HS AU fic again soon

July 14, 2012

I wish I could Tumblr savior Harry Potter from my entire life.

May 25, 2012
  #fans self #jfc #getting all kinds of naughty college professor vibes here #can’t breathe #mark ruffalo #would it be rude if i said i wanted something to happen on that desk #and it would be of a sexual nature

#fans self #jfc #getting all kinds of naughty college professor vibes here #can’t breathe #mark ruffalo #would it be rude if i said i wanted something to happen on that desk #and it would be of a sexual nature

(Source: sakaarson, via heathicorn)

May 21, 2012
Director Jorma Taccone Confirms He’s Working on MACGRUBER 2 with Will Forte | Collider

“I can’t wait to see that!” said nobody.

(Source: popculturebrain)

April 22, 2012

THE HUNGER GAMES VICTOR STORIES

suggestion — Hunter Parrish

Gloss. District 1. 69th Annual Hunger Games.

Gloss, a District 1 Career, was heavily favored to win his Games for two reasons: his stunning, aloof good looks and the fact that his sister Cashmere, who was also his mentor, had won just two years before. Needless to say, he did not disappoint. There were rumors that the arena this year was designed around his specific skill set — due to his supreme proficiency at hand-to-hand combat, there were no ranged weapons to be found at the Cornucopia — but no one in the Capitol particularly minded, because he was so damn handsome. After the Games, he ended up being forced into prostitution alongside his sister, and the two were frequently sold as a pair. He served as a mentor only once, to a boy named Sterling who died early and disappointed the district. Gloss and his sister were both killed during the Third Quarter Quell.

SUGGEST AN ACTOR AND I’LL TELL THEIR STORY!

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