April 14, 2013

Jesse and kids

Jesse interacting with children is literally the thing I love most about this show (after any Saul scene, obviously).

(Source: alonsey, via alexleefitz)

February 23, 2013

Why are there not ATMs in peoples’ houses now? Or some sort of remote money-printing system so that you could get cash out of the bank without having to actually go to the bank or the store or leaving your house? Just seems like a huge oversight that you can deposit checks using your iPhone but you can’t order delivery food without going out to get cash money first.

February 12, 2013

Hey, how about a movie where Anna Kendrick plays a Special Ops agent who blows a big qualification test and instead of being assigned to an important terrorism case, is assigned to go undercover at a high school as a bodyguard for a diplomat’s son whose entire family has recently been threatened with assassination? But then it turns out that the kid is a total weenie and she spends more time having to protect him from bullies than terrorists? And she falls for a teacher (John Krasinski?) but he thinks she’s actually 17 so she can’t make out with him. And then she ends up saving the school from getting blown up and gets to become a big important Carrie Mathison-type CIA lady after all, and kisses Hot Teacher all passionately and then is like “Oh, by the way, I’m not 17, I’m 28,” and he’s like “Well, that’s good, because otherwise I’d be in trouble,” and then they jump in a government helicopter and speed away and she’s a national heroine.

Call it Teen Beatdown. Cross between 21 Jump Street and Never Been Kissed.

Josh Hutcherson for the weenie kid, or something.

I would be so so so so so on board with this.

February 10, 2013

Honestly as someone who was reeeeaaally into Steel Train and the Format as a not-so-angsty-but-very-wry teenager, all the Fun snark hurts my heart a little bit, but at this point that’s like being that person who persists in being an Adam Sandler apologist because “he was so good on SNL back in the day!”

But still. Hurts my heart. Sorry not sorry.

December 31, 2012

Have you ever watched a movie and not felt particularly connected to it yourself, but seen someone else so strongly reflected in a character that you almost want to call them and say “Holy shit, I just saw this movie and it’s you in 20 years, and be careful about that”?

Nope? Just me? Okay, that was my experience with This is 40

November 12, 2012
What's Your Secret Service Code Name?

dotseurat:

bitcaw:

squintyoureyes:

morewonders:

glamaphonic:

plaguesbeforewitches:

emileesaurus | tyrjiora | hoistmainsails:

Countess, motherfuckers.

snowflake. as in “i am the most special snowflake” or “shit, that girl’s pasty”? the world may never know.

FODDER. Well, that’s alarming.

i’m PRECIOUS

PRINCESS

PUMPKIN

HURRICANE

GARLAND

BOSTON

“Maritime.”

I don’t think you even tried at all.

(Source: thefinestmuffinsandbagels)

October 29, 2012

Man, just imagine what it would’ve been like if Twitter and Tumblr had been around during that whole Valerie’s Family/The Hogan Family mess!

Or when Charles in Charge fired the whole family from the first season and just kept Charles!

Or when they replaced Becky on Roseanne with another girl for a couple seasons and then the original one came back… that was some bullshit, you guys.

July 13, 2012
Look, I’m totally on board with Jena Malone and I think she’s gonna be great (and let’s be honest, I’m just glad she’s not Kristen Bell or Naya Rivera), but Krysten Ritter will always be my Johanna Mason inside my head. My Johanna headcanons are long and complicated and basically, her addiction issues did not start with the morphling in 13 but waaaaaay before that, like right post-winning, and she and Finnick had an incredibly complex relationship wherein they spent a lot of time with each other and they’re the only people who really understand what the other’s gone through, and they started working for the revolutionaries because they both harbor so much resentment and hate toward the state and when Katniss becomes the mockingjay, it just throws Johanna a little further down the crazy path because all she wanted was to be the symbol of the proletariat revenge and now she won’t even get this one thing she’s willing to sacrifice her life for, and basically what I’m getting at is that Johanna Mason is, in my mind, a junkie fuckup whose “LET’S GET NAKED!” tendencies come from a long history of sexual abuse and who resents Katniss not just because Man, girls suck, huh? That’s why I only have guy friends! but because Katniss represents another thing she’s had stolen from her.
And this, for some reason, is the face I have in my head when I write Johanna fic and now you know and SORRY IF THAT MAKES ME RACIST, Y’ALL, I DON’T KNOW WHY I SUBCONSCIOUSLY CHOSE HER BUT I DID.

Look, I’m totally on board with Jena Malone and I think she’s gonna be great (and let’s be honest, I’m just glad she’s not Kristen Bell or Naya Rivera), but Krysten Ritter will always be my Johanna Mason inside my head. My Johanna headcanons are long and complicated and basically, her addiction issues did not start with the morphling in 13 but waaaaaay before that, like right post-winning, and she and Finnick had an incredibly complex relationship wherein they spent a lot of time with each other and they’re the only people who really understand what the other’s gone through, and they started working for the revolutionaries because they both harbor so much resentment and hate toward the state and when Katniss becomes the mockingjay, it just throws Johanna a little further down the crazy path because all she wanted was to be the symbol of the proletariat revenge and now she won’t even get this one thing she’s willing to sacrifice her life for, and basically what I’m getting at is that Johanna Mason is, in my mind, a junkie fuckup whose “LET’S GET NAKED!” tendencies come from a long history of sexual abuse and who resents Katniss not just because Man, girls suck, huh? That’s why I only have guy friends! but because Katniss represents another thing she’s had stolen from her.

And this, for some reason, is the face I have in my head when I write Johanna fic and now you know and SORRY IF THAT MAKES ME RACIST, Y’ALL, I DON’T KNOW WHY I SUBCONSCIOUSLY CHOSE HER BUT I DID.

May 24, 2012
thwipquip:

fujiidom:

offbeatorbit | theatlantic:


The Invisible Borders That Define American Culture

One of the clearest regional differences in the U.S. can found by tracking the words people use to refer to soft drinks, which is in fact the map you saw at the top of this story. Pop or soda, or even Coke, these small linguistic differences are not as small as we might think. While “soda” commands the Northeast and West Coast (green) and “pop” is in between (black), “Coke” reigns in the south (turquoise). These small distinctions can often act as touchstones for larger cultural differences.
Read more. [Image: Samuel Arbesman]


#it’s soda you weirdos


#f’real

I’m sorry but if you don’t say soda you are bizarre.

thwipquip:

fujiidom:

offbeatorbit | theatlantic:

The Invisible Borders That Define American Culture

One of the clearest regional differences in the U.S. can found by tracking the words people use to refer to soft drinks, which is in fact the map you saw at the top of this story. Pop or soda, or even Coke, these small linguistic differences are not as small as we might think. While “soda” commands the Northeast and West Coast (green) and “pop” is in between (black), “Coke” reigns in the south (turquoise). These small distinctions can often act as touchstones for larger cultural differences.

Read more. [Image: Samuel Arbesman]

#it’s soda you weirdos

#f’real

I’m sorry but if you don’t say soda you are bizarre.

(via letao)

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