• Working 16 hour shifts in a textiles factory
• Polio
• LA Looks hair gel
• Becoming a castrato
• Black lung disease
• Life before air conditioning
• Laserdisc
• The original Beanie Babies
• Segregation
• Computers the size of your house
• Telegraphs
• Dial-up internet
• The original PlayStation :(

Reblog if you think the next generation is beyond spoiled!!

A lot of people

Sometimes forget that “haiku”

Already plural

This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

here’s the thing about the little mermaid

it didn’t ever really need to be on broadway

i mean i love howard ashman, but i would prefer a revival of smile. (lol keep dreaming liz, that is never gonna happen — but just imagine like a city center production or something WITH JANE KRAKOWSKI AS BRENDA. YES. Y E S. plus sarah hyland and gregg edelman as doria and big bob. can we? can we just put this up? please?)

but since it was… and because i have the recording in my itunes for some reason… can i just say that it’s just another shining example of titus burgess being the best part of everything he does

like remember when guys and dolls performed at the tonys that one year that the sound was absolute shit (aka every year) and titus’s mic went out at the beginning of the number so he performed all of “sit down you’re rocking the boat” into a hand mic. guy’s a pro.

also sherie was there (in little mermaid, not at the tonys that year.)

and heidi was her understudy

so i guess it’s okay, but

still

why did it need to happen

Owl be there for you
When the rain starts to fall

A Useful Guide to Feminism

“She’s dealt with bullying in Ocean Shores, Washington, she’s dealt with it in Hollywood, and now she’s dealing with it globally.

“All the comments from the guys are really good, but the women just call her a slut and a whore. She’s just too sexy for Facebook!”

this article, in which courtney stodden’s mom asserts that her daughter is being persecuted by facebook, is the best thing i have read in years.

• I smoke
• I enjoy bread
• I don’t have any math skills
• I don’t think the president is an evil socialist, but I do think he would run if he was being chased by a wolf
• I make fun of people with Skechers Shape-Ups
• I don’t believe in dolphins (unless I tell you to go swimming with them, in which case I really believe in them)
• I hate the majority of Arcade Fire fans
• I don’t care about any radio programs (except for This American Life and Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me, because duh)
• I think your favorite movie is How She Move
• I think your favorite band is asparagus
• I have long hair

If any of these things offend you for some reason or another, go away. I don’t want to talk to you because I don’t care what you have to say about it.