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Excerpt from a 1980 Boston Globe article about area high school senior Conan O’Brien, who had just won an award for short story writing.
“Can’t make a nickname out of it? We’ll see about that!” replied the universe.
Self-explanatory.
I know a lot of people are gonna be like, “HEY, WHY ISN’T LENO A SLYTHERIN?!” but to me, out of all the working late night hosts, David Letterman most exemplifies the qualities of Slytherin house — cunning, wit, ambition, all that stuff. Leno is probably a Slytherin, all right, but he’s more like a Dolores Umbridge. The rest are completely obvious. Conan is clearly a Gryffindor — actually, he might even be a long-lost Weasley. Jon Stewart is the most Ravenclaw of them all; wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure and all that. And Jimmy Fallon is clearly a Hufflepuff. Come on.
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I think I’m going to go back to the way that I was. Confident. I’m closing myself off. I’m not going to be emotional. I’m not going to be dependent....
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they should bring pumpkin spice stuff out now. BAM you’d never see it coming and buy tons of it. where’s my honorary ad/pr degree.
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like god
who even cares, actors are just people who exist within this weird character that they hone to present in interviews and what people think...
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I want this apartment so badly ;_____;
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i’m finally watching veep
thank god for hbo go
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having a conniption right now
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not getting out of bed today
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ahh I’m listening to Audra’s new album and, just, it doesn’t matter how many times I hear her Glamorous Life, it always makes my heart swell in a...