when i’m makin’ posts
they get a lot of notes
‘cause on tumblr i am top dog
but the men just deplore
a gal who stays indoors
oh you can’t get a man with a blog
|Television:||In the criminal justice system--|
|Me:||SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN|
Liev Schreiber’s chubby chipmunk cheeks <3
Anonymous asked: I'm thinking about applying to NYU -- Any insight / advice on the experience? Likes / dislikes about NYU?
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So, wait. No one else was ever in an English class where Virginia Woolf’s or Sylvia Plath’s suicides were already glamorized? No other aspiring...
ughhghghghhhhhhghgh I hate the band Stars so much.
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