You know that John Mulaney bit about how Home Alone 2: Lost in New York is the stupidest movie title ever? “IT’S A GRID SYSTEM, MOTHERFUCKER”?
Today, that bit was my life.
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You know that John Mulaney bit about how Home Alone 2: Lost in New York is the stupidest movie title ever? “IT’S A GRID SYSTEM, MOTHERFUCKER”?
Today, that bit was my life.
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